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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

The damage Chomo Caligula has done will never be undone without a revolution

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 8 points 12 hours ago

Hey, I was on the Bozo Show as a kid, and got to meet Bozo, and the Orange Jackass is no fucking Bozo.

[–] michaelalf@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

"Fuck... What the fuck? The National Science Board isn't even supposed to be here! Hope I don't jack off!"

[–] Zedstrian@sopuli.xyz 78 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

People need to stop mistaking malice for stupidity; the fascists in power are activity working to make the country worse.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 6 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

It took my mother all of 2025 to accept the fact that they weren't doing the wrong things for the right reason. She's not a Trump supporter by any means, she just couldn't grasp the logic of their decisions.

I kept telling her that hurting people and destroying the country was their entire goal, until one day around new years she said, "you know, you were right about everything."

[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 47 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Wasn't that part of project 2025 though? So pretty much what he said he'd do? Well besides saying he knew nothing about it but that means it was expected.

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 12 points 20 hours ago

And the opposition had a funny laugh.

[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 18 points 21 hours ago

Don't insult Bozo that way. He's demonstrably smarter than Sleepy Donnie

[–] twjolson@lemmy.world 22 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Why they have to insult Bozo the Clown like that?

[–] myrmidex@belgae.social 8 points 22 hours ago

Such anti-clownite rhetoric.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 19 points 23 hours ago

Hey! Whoa! C'mon! That's not fair to say at all! I'm sure Bozo may be a clown, but he values scientific discovery much more than these assholes! Why you gotta insult Bozo like that???

[–] Dragomus@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

Trump knows science, he knows the best science, it is great! Far better than those losers, that's why they had to go, so unprofessional, no good for America.

/s

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 3 points 23 hours ago

Blowzo’s Circus is on the air!