It is no different than a human.
You could also have a beard, but if your neck, chest and crotch are hairy, your beard is connected to your bush in one long stretch of body hair
this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2026
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What a terrible day to be literate
Can confirm.
It’s like a crab super-highway!
Like Sean Connery in Zardoz.
*Jigglymuff
You win today's internet LOL point.
I think this is the winner
Yes.
How do I delete someone else's post?
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Becoming a mod. You still have time to save hundreds!
I can tell you that the source material for the hair image is definitely not a beard. For it to have been a beard, it would either need much longer hairs starting about halfway from the top, or a chin that would make Thanos look like Michael Cera.
Yeah, they clearly used the pubic triangle to make a not very subtle point.
Heh. Point.
Jigglylandingstrip
It's so other pokemon can find the jussy
Still not an answer
Oh, but it is.
It's the answer you didn't know you were looking for
Landing strip + soul patch = landing patch..? Or alternatively, soul strip.
OK I GUESS IT IS TIME TO QUIT THE INTERNET FOREVER BYE EVERYONE
Is a beard not just a mouth bush?
What is a bush, if not just a genital beard
Exactly
Gotta get that nutsack goatee. Neat little string of hair running down between the balls. Then slap a pair of sunglasses on top of your dick and you're ready for that ZZ Top concert
I think I'd like a goatee that also encircles the mouth
That is a jiggly tuft.
One question: Why, why did you do this?
It's chest hair
ಠ益ಠ
It's cursed, that's what it is!
It being triangular in that shape and density distribution means it is clearly one and not the other.
both can be true
Beaush
It would be a crime against humanity
*Pokemonity.
That is a "happy trail" connecting beard to bush down the entire chest.
It's obviously chest hair.
Someone give em a little goatee
Edit: nvm, I got it
This makes me uncomfortable for so many reasons.
ಠ_ಠ
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This is my most reluctant upvote in a while.
Honestly looks too low to be a beard. Most beards start closer to the mouth.
It could be a neckbeard.
One way to be sure would be to check its browser history.
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Happy trail
Now there's a jigglypuff with some chest hair.
the GIANT/ancient version is basically jigglypuff hitting puberty.
Both?
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