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[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 hours ago

I never had problems with feet, but i can't wait until the current foot-craze subsides.
It's like with everything these days. someone makes a mildly interesting/funny/sexy/whatever thing and for unfathomable reasons 12% of humanity or 96% of humans on the internet latch on to it and make it the core of their worldview/humour/identity until the next thing pops up.

STOP THE FEET

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Maybe the imperialists were on to something?

[–] syaochan@feddit.it 7 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

I support using Maderaka as length unit

Context (NSFW)Clip from Handyman Saitou in another world

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I hope there was a bee involved in that picture.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 16 hours ago

Maybe, but probably McDonald's

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The American foot is 38% thicker than the British foot.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 15 hours ago

In Europe people wear Boss, Armani, Versace, etc. In the US they wear McDonald's, Burger King, KFC.

[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 116 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You're displaying the inches side of the measuring tape.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't @ me, I just stole it. :(

From the same video i watched earlier?

It's cause they want what they want.

We get it. We know what we got over here.

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Yoda would be into feet. He's so short and down there all the time, sniffin and making those strange happy satisfied noises. Just look at him.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 18 hours ago

Maybe not so into human feet, though.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago
[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago (4 children)

this feels like thinly disguised foot fetishist posting.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 day ago

~~thinly disguised~~ blatant

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world -2 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Hisse@programming.dev 1 points 55 minutes ago

~~No~~ ~~fetish~~ shaming!

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Why though? Why prosecute people for who they are? Just because you don't like their ethnicity / gender / kink / fetish / sexual orientation doesn't make you better than them. Shame on you mate. At least your name checks out.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 0 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Just because I tell you to stop shaming people for their fetish doesn't mean it's my fetish. Grow up. Shaming people for who they are is what fascists do.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Sorry, I cant understand you.

Try taking the toes out of your mouth before talking.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago

I'd rather have my toes in my mouth than my head up my ass.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 12 points 1 day ago

this feels like ~~thinly disguised~~ foot fetishist posting.

😉

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

oh yeah. I think I see the new shitpost meta emerging. I'll be eagerly awaiting TherapyGary's 3 page scientific write up on foot-philia as a product of the war on drugs

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Imagine if King Henry used his penis to measure things instead of his foot.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 18 minutes ago

I don't know that!

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So instead of "imperial" we start calling it "foot fetish". Got it.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Sexy" vs "Unsexy" measuring.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Hey just because you aren't into feet doesn't mean there aren't people who might the imperial system sexy.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago
[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Americans, to the British: "I learned it by watching you, dad!"

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Raven is responsible for the imperial system?

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 6 points 1 day ago

She's responsible for at least seven inches of it, by my current count.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 19 hours ago

Feet is relative to the distance you walk - with your feet.

No don't ask me how it works or whose foot was measured or why it isn't strides.

[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ELI5: How foot, inch, fahrenheit, cup, teespoon is defined (without using SI System). How long is one foot?

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

A foot is 12 inches.

[–] Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How about Europe, Asia, South America, Africa, Austrilasia, and every country in North America except one?

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So -

Rest of the world: Metric

USA: Imperial

?

[–] Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There are three countries that use the Imperial system: U.S.A., Liberia, and Myranmar.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Burma has been switching to metric though. It's not there yet, especially with the civil war, but it's on its way.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You don't usually think of those other two having their shit together.

[–] Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago
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