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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They like it when you watch

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

The one definitely does the other you could drive a truck through the house and she wouldn't notice.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 month ago

Fairies are jerks. It is known.

[–] cikano@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

The good kind of hallucinations

It's shit like this that would make me walk RIGHT into the ring of mushrooms and give them my name or whatever.

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Will they stop if you start baitin? Maybe they're into it.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Into the jar

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

If you aim well they might drown.

[–] FireXtol@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

This reminds me of that one episode of Adventure Time....

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 1 month ago

You can't put imaginary creatures on the endangered species list any more than you can sell them on eBay. Right Harvey?

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

You can't kill them but maybe severely maim them?