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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 36 points 6 days ago (1 children)

> Sherlock Holmes

> Probably never once locks a home in the books, let alone multiple; try proving me wrong if you dare, liberals (I haven't read them)

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

So the stories of Sherlock Holmes are public domain and freely available online. I did my best but I can not find an instance of Sherlock Holmes locking a home. He does instruct someone to lock a door within their home, which they do, but that's the closest I could find. There are also lots of cabinets and things that need locking and unlocking, but that's hardly a home.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Diabolical. I'm at least holding out hope that, at some point, children's TV character Arthur Read and talk show host Conan O'Brien cowrote for the Finnish broadcaster Yle – else why would it be advertised on the covers of those books?

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 27 points 6 days ago

Apartments are still inside houses. Stupid fucking idiot anon. Stupid little shit with shit for brains idiot.

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 5 points 4 days ago

Batman is not a man bat hybrid :(

[–] null@lemmy.org 16 points 6 days ago

Mr House

lives in a casino.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

His house is at the doctor.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 6 days ago

House living in an apartment seems on brand. He's the kind of guy to find a place that works and would never want to move.

[–] rainbowbunny@slrpnk.net 6 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Never made sense to me that House and his crew were always complaining about how they couldn't afford things. House would even leech off of Wilson in the cafeteria by making him pay for his food all the time.

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 10 points 5 days ago

That's explicitly addressed in an episode where he admits he's just seeing how far he can take his generosity.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

lots of doctors have money issues.

in that they spend more than they make and have no financial literacy.

this is also compounded by the fact most of them are from well-off households where they never had to manage expenses or budget.

ever doctor i have met has horrible spending habits and zero idea how money works. or they are crazy rich and think they are poor because their 5 million dollars at age 35 isn't enough to be secure unless it becomes 500 million.

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 5 points 5 days ago

I mean, maybe they never show you how many malpractice lawsuits House produces between miracle cases. So he is poor paying for them all.

[–] Axeman666@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Pain pills aren't cheap. My ex would buy Oxys for $45 a pill.

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Axeman666@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

Definitely.

[–] Retail4068@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Unless your ex was buying 150mg horse pills, your ex was scammed.

10s could be easily had at $2-3.

[–] Axeman666@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Dude, where are you buying oxys for $2-$3? No doubt she was definitely scammed. When I was buying I never spent quite that much, but I always had personal sellers who had scripts. I never bought oxys though. It was usually percs or hydros. She had a connection to get really strong oxys, but I always thought she was overpaying.

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 days ago

The whole show is literally based on a concept that's not true at all

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Dawn French

Lives in the UK ?????