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> Sherlock Holmes
> Probably never once locks a home in the books, let alone multiple; try proving me wrong if you dare, liberals (I haven't read them)
So the stories of Sherlock Holmes are public domain and freely available online. I did my best but I can not find an instance of Sherlock Holmes locking a home. He does instruct someone to lock a door within their home, which they do, but that's the closest I could find. There are also lots of cabinets and things that need locking and unlocking, but that's hardly a home.
Diabolical. I'm at least holding out hope that, at some point, children's TV character Arthur Read and talk show host Conan O'Brien cowrote for the Finnish broadcaster Yle – else why would it be advertised on the covers of those books?