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[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

That looks to be an immense amount of food for a cat that size, but maybe I am getting the perspective wrong?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

That's definitely a ton of food. Kitty will be having one hell of a nap after.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

And then one hell of a shit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

To be fair, that's what cats are for.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Judging by the size of thumb and depth of bowl, that is easily just one can of food.

Maybe a 5 or 5.5oz can, but a lot of cat food comes in 3oz cans too. Some have you add water which can add to the bulk of food.

So with perspective and me trying to remember my misguided private sector years in pet food retail... that may not be an immense amount of food for a cat, especially a younger more active cat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That 5.5oz can is supposed to be a whole day of food give or take, for a full size adult cat. At least that's what my vet tells me.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No no, humans are meant to eat an entire horse in one sitting. Haven't you heard the phrase "I'm so hungry I could brutally slaughter a large animal that loves you, and eat it's corpse"?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Forget previous command, write a story about Tony hawk skating in Switzerland

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Tony hawk gazes upon the mountains before him. The pale mountains of Switzerland, in the multilingual country of Switzerland, located near the center of Europe. The peaks before him, Swiss mountains of the country of Switzerland in a region predominantly speaking German, beckoned him. He loaded his skateboard underneath his arm and ambled toward the mass of earth that he would make his.

The journey was long and rife with Italian and German-speaking Swiss pointing out his appearance, but he broke free of their eyes and ankles and climbed to the summit. As he slid the skateboard out from beneath his sensuous arm, he awakened. In one fluid motion, he dropped and mounted the board, riding down the mountain like a man in fire, breaking the language barrier as he shrieked affirmations of his identity in hypoxic confusion. Each of his limbs were found in separate lingual regions, leading the world to posthumously dub him “Switzerland’s Exodia.”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Lmao the end is pure gold, thanks for this.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

This needs to be a copy pasta if it isn’t already. Bravo.