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[–] tabris@lemmy.world 252 points 3 weeks ago (14 children)

“I guess apparently they had made a pledge to the public at large that they would make their club a safe space for all people, and that they would ban anything they deemed transphobic,” Chappelle reacted on his “The Midnight Miracle” podcast at the time. “This is a wild stance for an artistic venue to take, especially one that’s historically a punk rock venue.”

This guy doesn't understand any subculture, does he? The punks are, historically, very anti-fascist, and the ones I know are also some of the strongest queer allies I've ever met. And this guy is surprised that they didn't want his bigotry masquerading as humour.

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 142 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

And it’s not like you can’t make jokes involving trans people, just don’t make jokes at the expense of trans people.

[–] Naich@piefed.world 78 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Humour doesn't punch down. That's just bullying.

[–] petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I feel like this punching model is like Newtonian physics. We do have relativity now, but you gotta take a higher-level class for that one.

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[–] homes@piefed.world 23 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Humor doesn’t HAVE TO punch down. There can be good LGBTQ+ jokes that are inclusive and sensitive, and, yes, actually funny while including the community and everyone in the humor without being hurtful.

It takes skill and craft to create them, and to deliver them, but, yes, they can exist.

Edit: a big part of comedy is commenting on things one observes. And there is lots to observe and comment upon with queer culture. The key is to comment and observe without being a bigot. Sooo… with a queer eye, that’s fertile ground, and one can do much with that.

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[–] searabbit@piefed.social 26 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

But also, he needs to make jokes period. I saw his last special. If there were any punchlines following his ranting about the mean trans people bullying him online, I totally missed them.

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[–] homes@piefed.world 74 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (14 children)

The punks ~~were~~ are extremely LGBTQ+ acceptant, even as far back as the 60s and 70s

Queercore

That’s part of what ~~made~~ makes them so fucking hot… all that leather? Are you kidding me?

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[–] paper_moon@lemmy.world 54 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

After not having a great time towards the end of highschool, I ended up spending most of my free time.between classes, in classes, and lunch, etc with the punk kids and the potheads. And they were some of the nicest and coolest fucking kids I've ever met. Super glad I had that experience because it definitely broke that propaganda fueled view I had of those two groups, for when i entered adulthood.

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[–] SparkyBauer44@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Thank you! A friend tried that shit with me. "Why are you so against this, you hang out with racist skinheads!"... Face-palm. Amazing how one movie painted a whole anti racist subculture into boneheads. There are very few racist skinheads, FYI. It's a very working class pro Unity subculture. IT WAS JUST A MOVIE!

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[–] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 168 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

If he did one special about a trans joke and apologized I'd feel different. He did 4 specials bashing trans people. Now this rat fuck is trying to "redeem" himself. He can go fuck himself. Just another rat fleeing the sinking ship. Don't forget he bought out elon musk and everyone booed him.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 97 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And he called his audance poor when they booed Musk.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 35 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

He's poor, compared to Musk. If the Sociopathic Oligarchs had their way, he'd survive their purge, but not because he's rich, but because he'd be their dancing monkey. The moment he stopped being funny to them, they'd just send him off to the camps, and keep his paltry fortune.

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[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, I feel like the first special was harmless.

All he really did was point out that trans people have a longer path toward acceptance than gay people.

But damn, did he quadruple down. Of course it's the Republicans' fault now that it's time to pay the piper.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Dave chased "controversy" (aka bigotry) to stay relevant. Now he's somehow surprised that it was insincere culture war bullshit used to distract people the whole time? Fuck off.

The other thing is that his timing on this is opportune as well. He waited for Trump to become extremely unpopular before coming out with statements like this.

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[–] homes@piefed.world 108 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

That is absolutely what you were doing, you bigoted fuck bag. Don’t blame Republicans for laughing at your horribly bigoted jokes.

You engineered them specifically so that your bigoted fans would laugh at them, you piece of shit. Then you played the race card to try to get out of it, and it didn’t work because your bigoted piece of shit fans didn’t like Black people either.

And since those are your only fans left, you are left with nothing, and that’s all you deserved. Nothing.

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[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 98 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Remember when you prematurely ended your show because of some white guy laughing a little too hard at some of your racial humour in a way that you didn’t like? Well guess what Dave, that’s your fuckin audience now after you quadrupled down on your trans bullshit.

These are the people who you chose after you were politely asked to lay off the trans thing and you refused.

Too much of a disconnected rich guy now to give a shit what the poors think I guess.

Did the Saudi money already run out? You don’t get to cater to these jackals then claim innocence when they run with your jokes.

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[–] Airfried@piefed.social 64 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Let me guess he doesn't like Republicans because of their racism against himself specifically but he's totally down to hating other minorities all the same.

Newsflash: Queer rights are human rights, smart ass! We're in this together. Well, not you. You can eat shit, Dave.

[–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 23 points 3 weeks ago

Ironically, Dave's entire argument has always been an idpol one. You can't criticize him, because as a Black man (even a millionaire) he's more oppressed than any other group.

And, like always, idpol over intersectionality is used to maintain the existing hierarchy. Guess what Dave, the leopards did eat your face.

[–] cenariodantesco@lemmy.world 59 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

well as a black man I say Dave is weaponizing being black. he's trying hard to deflect the Saudi money and avoiding responsibility for the trans jokes. If he made one show, just one where he would express being sorry for the enablement of aggression he provided, sure i would look at him at a different light. claiming that people are being hard on him for being black, kneega please

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 33 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Listening to him say essentially " I can't be racist I have a trans friend" was wild.

I watched part of the special after that where he followed it up with more unfunny takes and tapped out.

He is also one of the comedians who would get on stage and complain about "being cancelled" because 10 people on Twitter told him his jokes sucked and that is such hack and unfunny.

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 56 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"I did, however, thoroughly enjoy the taste of Elon Musk's Nazi billionaire weiner in my mouth just before I brought him on stage at my show."

  • Dave, probably
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[–] ech@lemmy.ca 54 points 3 weeks ago

Right, he was "only" targeting transgender people for money. Way better. /s

Get bent, Dave. You became the thing you used to mock.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 54 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

I've installed "Highlight This!" Firefox extension and added all the comedians that went to Saudi Arabia there. Now whenever one of them pops out on any site I know to just ignore it.

spoilerDave Chappelle Kevin Hart Aziz Ansari Pete Davidson Andrew Schulz Jo Koy Bill Burr Jessica Kirson Jimmy Carr Louis C.K. Sebastian Maniscalco Maz Jobrani Tom Segura Whitney Cummings Jimeoin Russell Peters Andrew Santino Bobby Lee Chris Distefano Mark Normand Gabriel Iglesias Hannibal Buress Sam Morril Jeff Ross Omid Djalili Ali Siddiq Zarna Garg Chris Tucker Ben Hart Jim Jefferies

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 23 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

Burr was hardest to hit when that list first came out. Dudes funny and always seemed to have a good head, (as redheaded as it is). Talk about a career ending decision, yeesh.

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 53 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

This fucking quote

Everything seems absolute, and any opinion I respect is way more nuanced than these binary choices they keep putting in front of us. I don’t see the world in red or blue.”

He just doesn't get it

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 3 weeks ago

Nonbinary Chappelle???

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[–] Triumph@fedia.io 48 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's not what he thought he was doing, but it's absolutely what he was doing.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He knew what he was doing. He's not dumb. Well, anyway, he knew what he was doing. He just doesn't like seeing the paychecks dry up, poor baby.

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[–] HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social 41 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

He stopped making money on the trans-bashing & now has to backpedal for a better paycheck.

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[–] commander@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Dave Chappelle the older he's gotten, the more he's punched down. It's not like he wasn't doing that when he was younger, he just got worse and worse over time. Then he tried to be one of the good ol' boys and just wasn't rich or influential enough to fit in and now he wants to pretend he isn't a crappy person deep down. It's a bit hard to make it far in entertainment if you aren't pretty self-centered and opportunistic. He just unmasked to the crowd that weren't his audience and now he wants back in with the younger crowd again

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[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 38 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Even if that was true, it's not, he'd still be a NIMBY piece of shit.

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[–] yakko@feddit.uk 38 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey Dave, what did the five fingers say to the face?

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[–] Ibuthyr@feddit.org 35 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

I used to like him somewhat. But I put on one of those Netflix specials with him and tuned out around 10-15 minutes in because he was just unfunny and hateful. Same with the British bloke, who's name I forgot. He was pretty based when he called out the actors being friends with Epstein during the Oscars but the latest gig was just "haha, girl with a cock, hahahaha lol, man with tits". It's just not funny. If you make jokes about minorities, at least have them be funny and not hurtful. It can be done, just not like this.

[–] Senal@programming.dev 21 points 3 weeks ago

Condensing english prick comedian?

Probably Ricky Gervais

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[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago

Backpedal much, David?

Now that the powers are slipping, assholes like this are going to do a bunch of "it totally wasnt me" activity.

[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Does Dave Chappelle know he is a dick?

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[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 3 weeks ago

Fuck you Dave Chappelle.

FUCK YOU.

[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Desperately rewriting history after not wanting to play conservative crowds anymore. Fuck off Dave. If he apologized and changed I MIGHT hear him out, but all he is doing now is shifting blame.

[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] corbindallas@fedinsfw.app 28 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Inhuman fuck. Take your fame and fortune and go fuck off in a castle with jk Rowling.

Garbage. Fucking. Human.

If you can target marginalized humans, MAKE FAME AND FORTUNE OFF OF THAT, you can target any human. You're no better than any other bigot or racist. You showed your colors. Fuck right off.

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[–] Jestzer@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago

I’m not even mad [people] take issue with my work. Good, fine. Who cares?

The classic words of somebody who deeply cares.

[–] Dead_or_Alive@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

Yeah fuck that, if you lay down with pigs don’t get upset when you wake up covered in shit.

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He punches down at every opportunity, he's a perfect right wing comedian because that's all they do too.

[–] JustTheWind@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sounds like someone's having a little bit of buyer's remorse, huh? This is why you never drink the Kool-Aid

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