"I did, however, thoroughly enjoy the taste of Elon Musk's Nazi billionaire weiner in my mouth just before I brought him on stage at my show."
- Dave, probably
this post was submitted on 18 Apr 2026
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Yeah fuck that, if you lay down with pigs don’t get upset when you wake up covered in shit.
Pretty sure pigs wouldn't be covered in shit if they weren't locked in a small pen
Wild/feral pigs still intentionally cover themselves in mud and shit. To keep cool and protect from the sun.
Remember when you prematurely ended your show because of some white guy laughing a little too hard at some of your racial humour in a way that you didn’t like? Well guess what Dave, that’s your fuckin audience now after you quadrupled down on your trans bullshit.
These are the people who you chose after you were politely asked to lay off the trans thing and you refused.
Too much of a disconnected rich guy now to give a shit what the poors think I guess.
Did the Saudi money already run out? You don’t get to cater to these jackals then claim innocence when they run with your jokes.
Iirc that was Bill Burr laughing at him during the taping of a sketch he was in
You helped cause this, dummy
Learn and make up for it, then you get forgiveness
Desperately rewriting history after not wanting to play conservative crowds anymore. Fuck off Dave. If he apologized and changed I MIGHT hear him out, but all he is doing now is shifting blame.
Fuck you Dave Chappelle.
FUCK YOU.
I used to like him somewhat. But I put on one of those Netflix specials with him and tuned out around 10-15 minutes in because he was just unfunny and hateful. Same with the British bloke, who's name I forgot. He was pretty based when he called out the actors being friends with Epstein during the Oscars but the latest gig was just "haha, girl with a cock, hahahaha lol, man with tits". It's just not funny. If you make jokes about minorities, at least have them be funny and not hurtful. It can be done, just not like this.
Condensing english prick comedian?
Probably Ricky Gervais
Ricky Gervais is who you’re thinking of. He’s essentially an insult comedian who became famous on a radio show ragging on his costar. In context, he’s just doing his thing…
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Dave Chapelle is what I like to call a Comedian Bro, sister to Podcast Bro. Having money doesn't always make you a classier person.
This is the guy who complains about affordable housing, right?
Right, he was "only" targeting transgender people for money. Way better. /s
Get bent, Dave. You became the thing you used to mock.
I wish that skit was just comedy sketches. White supremacist (billionaire) propaganda is so effective there really are some terribly racist black people out there.
There's always been self-hating members of the oppressed, ranging from true believers to those that think being "one of the good ones" will save them.
Dave Chappelle the older he's gotten, the more he's punched down. It's not like he wasn't doing that when he was younger, he just got worse and worse over time. Then he tried to be one of the good ol' boys and just wasn't rich or influential enough to fit in and now he wants to pretend he isn't a crappy person deep down. It's a bit hard to make it far in entertainment if you aren't pretty self-centered and opportunistic. He just unmasked to the crowd that weren't his audience and now he wants back in with the younger crowd again
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I've installed "Highlight This!" Firefox extension and added all the comedians that went to Saudi Arabia there. Now whenever one of them pops out on any site I know to just ignore it.
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Dave Chappelle
Kevin Hart
Aziz Ansari
Pete Davidson
Andrew Schulz
Jo Koy
Bill Burr
Jessica Kirson
Jimmy Carr
Louis C.K.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Maz Jobrani
Tom Segura
Whitney Cummings
Jimeoin
Russell Peters
Andrew Santino
Bobby Lee
Chris Distefano
Mark Normand
Gabriel Iglesias
Hannibal Buress
Sam Morril
Jeff Ross
Omid Djalili
Ali Siddiq
Zarna Garg
Chris Tucker
Ben Hart
Jim Jefferies
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If he did one special about a trans joke and apologized I'd feel different. He did 4 specials bashing trans people. Now this rat fuck is trying to "redeem" himself. He can go fuck himself. Just another rat fleeing the sinking ship. Don't forget he bought out elon musk and everyone booed him.
"Hey guys I just realized I allied with a bunch of fascist pedophiles and now the only people who want to associate with me are the same people who unironically called me the N word my entire life.
Can y'all just conveniently forget I did that and give me more money again?" - Dave Chappelle
Agreed.
I always make this comparison with Eddie Murphy.
The long and short of it is
Eddie Murphy did some gay jokes in his stand up special Delirious. He then references how gay people were angry at him and his next stand-up special Raw.
It takes up a minute and a half.
He never references again and the rest of the special is mostly about men and women, Johnny Carson and his family; with some small jabs at Michael Jackson and Italians watching Rocky.
And of course a fantastic bit about Bill Cosby. I think it's worth a watch just for that, considering everything that he has done.
Dave chased "controversy" (aka bigotry) to stay relevant. Now he's somehow surprised that it was insincere culture war bullshit used to distract people the whole time? Fuck off.
The other thing is that his timing on this is opportune as well. He waited for Trump to become extremely unpopular before coming out with statements like this.
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i wish that person who had attacked him onstage a handful of years ago had finished the job
Who taught you violence is a good thing?
France
Narrator: That was in fact, what the Elon Musk fan named Dave was doing.
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