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[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Daedskin@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

Love seeing mbmbam references in the wild

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Lol. Chances for accidentally short circuit something with stray fluid are much much higher than creating a new human this way.

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago
[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago

(a spherical teaspoon of white glurp floats past)

"Wot? Wadn't me."

John, you're the only man on board..

"Don't know wot to tell ya, mate. Said it wadn't me.."

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The point of thrust is offset so you'd spin around uncontrollably.

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[–] FE80@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

There's a research grant to be had here.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago
[–] Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 days ago

false article, but fun fact!

astronauts on Mir got porn sendt up, as well as having a small supply of alcohol for special occasions.

aaand nobody got pregnant.

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 1 points 6 days ago

Am I missing a joke or something? "Stray fluids" aren't just forcing their way into people's vaginas.

[–] Bluedragon012@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Jack off with a condom. Problem solved. That or make a designated jack off Suit that keeps all your fluids on one spot. A full body condom if you will. I know some here are born with one, but it wouldn't hurt to have an extra layer.

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