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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] kinther@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

You need a lot less than you think you do

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Don't overdo it. Start with 4mg/7 days. You will be fine :3

here as a tutorial

https://startwith4mgestradiolenanthateweeklyandtestatonetothreemonths.com/

[–] grue@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

FAQ

Holy shit this is a real website

That is not a question

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Holy shit this is a real website

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 11 points 1 day ago

As per the FAQ, yes.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Under the tongue, and just let it dissolve.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

If you inject it directly into your heart, your temps should stay very low.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Needs to be thicc.
Like really xxxtra thiccccc.
If it doesn't drip all over the mobo you ain't doing it right.

Contacts also need a hit to work at peak performance.

[–] towerful@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

If it doesn't squidge like a folded ketchup packet under a toilet seat, it's not doing shit.
You want it dripping to the case to couple the cases thermal mass. Leaking out of the case and onto the floor is better than liquid nitrogen.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Basically should be swimming in paste

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 12 points 1 day ago

Step 1: fill the case with paste
Step 2: add the components
Step 3: stir
Step 4: season to your taste (eg sprinkle some rgb led on top)

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago

Go for the carotid artery in the neck

[–] Dubman@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If you do it right you should have no problems getting high ~temps~

[–] riskable@programming.dev 9 points 1 day ago

Make sure to use an even amount for both lips 👍

[–] essell@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

It needs to goto muscle, not a vein

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 4 points 1 day ago

Dont let your mom find it. That was an awkward conversion.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 2 points 1 day ago

I saw the title and definitely thought this was about something else...

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago

Oh yeah spread that bad boy.