Maybe he should try a double shot of RoundUp. It REALLY is good at killing grass!
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Killing cancer is really easy. The hard part is keeping the patient alive while doing it.
Yeah, small detail.
It's scientifically proven that guns can kill cancer, in a Petri dish.
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Skill issue, really
Trump has cancer and is killing it with soda? Well, at least he's treating it correctly. Donald, add bleach to your sodas for extra killing power. Lots of bleach.
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its got what plants crave!!
Just let him keep drinking it by the gallon and the problem will take care of itself.
But its so fucking slow
If he wasn't such an International parasite, I'd say "good... Let it be slow".
Yes, it would be fantastic to have him suffer long term with cancer. One of few people who actually deserve to have it
The Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center declined to comment.
Hahahaha. Just imagine getting that email.
That's just proof that he's onto something, Big Cancer is afraid to admit that a cheap cancer cure already exists, obviously.
This is easy to disprove, if carbonated drinks could kill cancer Trump would've died already.
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But why is he talking about cancer. Does he have cancer??
He is cancer
We can only hope.
Poor cancer
The man who suggested people drink bleach during the COVID pandemic
This honestly blew my mind, and I don't think he's ever topped this level of stupid. To this day it may be the dumbest thing he ever said. I'm just in awe of this reality.
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Knowing that 47% of US voters will vote for this guy no matter what he says, does or fails to do is utterly painful. This man shouldn't be allowed to run a lemonade stand, much less an elected office or branch of government.
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He should mix several types of disinfectants with bleach as the number one ingredient.
Probably does, it kills everything else, if you put a single cancer cell in it, it will die, of course you would have to kill the rest of the body first since cancer reproduces faster than the rest of the cells.
"The Democrats don't matter... The real opposition is the media. And the way to deal with them is to flood the zone with shit"
Steve Bannon 2018
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I know that there's a lot of crazy to unpack, here, but can we talk about the grass for a second? Just how much soda did he pour on his lawn? To make him think of soda as some kind of grass killer?
Maybe he should start drinking Roundup.
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Red cross doctor speaking, by the way
Didn't the clown talk about injecting bleach, not drink it?
Yeah, this is a clip of what he said.
Right. And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning. Because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs. So it would be interesting to check that. So, that, you're going to have to use medical doctors with. But it sounds - it sounds interesting to me. So we'll see. But the whole concept of the light, the way it kills it in one minute, that's - that's pretty powerful.
I stopped at "Trump apparently thinks" and said "naaaaaah"
My completely unscientific theory is that all the preservatives in his food are, well, preserving him. Which is why he's still up and moving around.
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