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[–] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world 65 points 5 days ago (1 children)

So you’re the bitch that people say is classier than me.

[–] diablomnky666@lemmy.wtf 62 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Bonje@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Bet the tape would do numbers on the hub

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Two middle aged men scissoring?

[–] Bonje@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

I think... I can hear them... Yaoi fans. Yes, all around the world. Grabbing their pitchforks.

You should consider going into hiding...

[–] Elting@piefed.social 80 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If they're looking in my windows, that's on them man.

Thats a fair point.

[–] bellly@sopuli.xyz 66 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Joke's on them, I am incredibly unattractive lol

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I am deeply sorry you were born that way. 🥀

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 5 days ago

Hey you don't know, they could have been born beautiful and become unattractive through hard work and consistent effort.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 5 days ago

They just let you think that so you don’t close the curtains

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 39 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Too lazy or didn't want to?

[–] violet08_@lemmy.world 48 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 29 points 6 days ago

Never change violet 😂

[–] TheDarkQuark@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Just use Linu... Oh, sorry, you said curtains, not windows! Smh shaking my head my head!

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 5 days ago

inb4 curtainOS

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago

sure when she does it, it's hot. when I do it, I'm a "pervert" and "child molester".

not my fault the school playground is in front of my bedroom window.

[–] wraekscadu@vargar.org 11 points 5 days ago

Lol yeah, if you don't like what you see... Just close your eyes! ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The horny champ returns to challenge taylor swift for a shot at the throne (accesories sold separately)

https://motorbunny.com/

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why did I think I should click on that link?

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This is a violet08 post. What were you expecting? Bunny girls racing? That would be ridiculous, there's no manga for cosplayers to reference. 🐎

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Well yes, now that you say it... (It could have been bunny girl racing tho)

[–] DeadDigger@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] redsand@infosec.pub 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

But is it another $500 better?

[–] DeadDigger@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago

I mean that always depends on the person. In my opinion yes.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I feel a lot different since I have kids across the street that would probably see me. I can't be lazy or I might get indecent exposure to minors and put on a list.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 7 points 6 days ago

Same, and their nextdoor neighbor got busted for CSAM a few months ago, so I definitely make sure my curtains are closed.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 4 points 5 days ago

Yeah that's my philosophy as well. I'm not going to cower just in case someone happens to be looking in MY window. If they get an eyefull well whoops, stop peepin. It's not like I'm humping the windows over here

[–] smeg@infosec.pub 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Where I live, people who close their curtains are treated with suspicion.

[–] percent@infosec.pub 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] smeg@infosec.pub 1 points 3 days ago

Obviously not applicable to bedrooms or private spaces, but it seems pretty normal in Northern-ish Europe, maybe Calvinist-influence countries, not to close curtains in the main living space. There seems to be a strong preference for natural light. And with how rainy or dark the sky can be depending on the time of year, people try to maximize natural lighting.

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 5 days ago

Institutionalized voyeurism