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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 131 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Cuatro leches? En esta economía?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 32 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hey everyone, check out Senor Sacos de Dinero over here.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

Solo esos gatos gordos pueden pagar una leche cuarta.

Fuck do I need to practice my Spanish.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 6 days ago

You forgot this: ¿

[–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 3 points 6 days ago
[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 59 points 6 days ago (6 children)
[–] chocrates@piefed.world 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

How many different animals do you really want to milk?

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

On second thought, I just realized I'm not actually hungry.

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

whoa whoa whoa gettin a little crazy there!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, that wasn't cool. You can't just say shit like that.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 7 points 6 days ago

Catorce leches

[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago

FUCK EVERYTHING, WE’RE DOING 17 LECHES!

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

You wouldn’t dare!

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 4 points 6 days ago

You're mad! You're crazy!

[–] islandcoda42@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago

I’m listening……

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 6 days ago (2 children)

My lactose intolerant guts are already about to explode just by looking at it...

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 30 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 6 days ago

Depends.

This here being the shitpost community, my skill certainly greatly exceeds yours in this case...

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

3 lactaids for tres leches

4 lactaids for cuatro leches

Honestly, the instructions are pretty much already on the tin

[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 10 points 5 days ago

The real shitpost ist reposting this image over and over so you have to go back from cross post to cross post.

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 6 days ago

I once encountered a legendary seis leches cake. In addition to the standard tres, it also had I believe coconut cream, almond milk, and dulce de leche.

[–] Keeponstalin@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well, three

Is the magic number

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 days ago

Yes, it is.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 15 points 6 days ago

More milk per milk.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I believe cuatro leches is tres leches with dulce de leche poured on top

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

But dulce de leche is brown... Both of these are white.

Don't be so racist about it! 😛

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 6 days ago (3 children)

So what’s the fourth leche here?

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'd like to know, too. Condensed, evaporated, cream, and....???

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 3 points 6 days ago

I'd try that.

I looked it up. Apparently it is usually coconut milk, but sometimes it's horchata.

[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] EffortlessGrace@piefed.social 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

Siete leches.

[–] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago

cuatro lechazos

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 4 points 6 days ago

There is an opportunity cost of not being able to do a whippit tho

[–] AnnieByniaeth@feddit.uk 2 points 6 days ago

I'd be happy with just one leche tbf.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 6 days ago

Ohhh here I thought we were talking about "three licks" and "four licks" and I'm like how about you leave them alone!!