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[–] EtnaAtsume@lemmy.world 147 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

If this way of thinking became more widespread, all it would achieve would be the addition of child fees, not the removal of pet fees.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 28 points 1 week ago

I bet you could take it to court and get all those fees removed, since the precedent has already been set.

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 76 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They would absolutely charge a "children fee" if they were legally able to.

[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You all understand that the children fee is literally paying for enough space to house children? Do your cats have their own room? ;)

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My cats think that my rooms are their.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

No, you think the cat's room still belongs to you.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago

My cat has their own apartment. They just let us live there.

[–] wolfrasin@lemmy.today 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Excuse me, but the bigger scam is the entire Landlord concept

[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

Social housing, which is “owned” by the community as a whole, is the answer. Not only for people who are not yet ready to own, but also for housing in general.

Vienna is a prime model for this, where social housing is frequently much cheaper than ever owning a home. Most families that start out in social housing cling to it their entire life because it is just so much more financially responsible.

[–] DiabolicalBird@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 week ago (6 children)

This sounds like someone that has never seen what cats can do to a property when the owner doesn't take care of them.

Piss drenched carpet and moldy walls are a pain in the ass to fix.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You ever seen what half-arse parented kids will do? All of the above + holes and pest infestations

[–] forkDestroyer@infosec.pub 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If you don't like what the kids can do, wait until you see what the grown-ups can accomplish.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

That's how onr apartment of mine got flooded. Kid 2 floors up was playing with the plumbing

[–] DiabolicalBird@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

I worked retail for many years and I consider children pests as well

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[–] ignirtoq@feddit.online 20 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I vaguely recall reading that such child fees would likely be illegal (in the US)? I think it might also be illegal to exclude families with children from being eligible to rent a given location. Don't quote me on either, though, because I don't have sources on hand.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 11 points 1 week ago

In Brazil is illegal for landlords or apartment buildings to charge or prohibit pets on their units. They are some laws around, like it should be as big as you can charge it on your arms, can't use the common areas unless designated pet areas and can't be loud at night.

[–] MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's provincial here in Canada but I vaguely remember some building having a no child rule and then losing a court case when the strata tried to evict folks who ended up having kids.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I would love to live in that utopia. No children allowed in an entire suburb would be heaven.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In the US, many mobile home communities require tenants be over the age of 55.

I’ve seen weird rules too, like 50% of the household must be over 55. So like if your spouse is younger but you are older than that is okay. This pretty effectively does a good job of restricting children just based on math and family dynamic without explicitly stating “no kids”.

One of my parents used to live in such a community. It was quiet as hell at night.

So restrictions like that are clearly legal and not considered ageism. (I might have considered living in that same community if I were old enough.) But apparently restricting children would be illegal?

Fair housing act makes it illegal to deny housing or charge more based on having children.

Senior aged restricted housing is legal because seniors vote. The exception is a different law and explicitly makes it okay.

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[–] charonn0@startrek.website 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fees for children would be illegal discrimination under fair housing laws.

[–] i_love_FFT@jlai.lu 21 points 1 week ago (6 children)

They would charge extra if it was not illegal

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

They would make them dig coal if it was not illegal

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago

This goes for everything...

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[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 week ago (12 children)

Children are members of society. They're imperfect, but still. As other members of society, we have a duty to at least tolerate them.

I find it very sad that some people treat them like a different species. You wouldn't hear people say, without being countered, "I don't want to see old people" or "I don't want to have to interact with women". It's fucked up, you don't choose the other members of society.

[–] AbsolutelyClawless@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago (12 children)

I do agree with you as a childfree person who doesn't like children. Most of the time I blame/hate their parents instead. Like the parents of the kids upstairs. One of them has a "band". For the past year he's been trying to learn 3 songs almost every day in the evening. It's incredibly annoying to listen to this musically untalented kid when I'm tying to relax. Put some goddamned headphones on him, for fuck's sake.

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[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

All it takes is one untrained dog with separation anxiety to chew through walls and tear trim off of door frames to trigger rules like this.

Or one elderly pet with severe incontinence peeing in the closest carpeted corner instead of the litter box.

With that said, children certainly have a much greater capacity for damage, especially when they get older. Infants? Not so much.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yes and what does that fee have to do with it?

Security Deposits are already double rent, and the entire legal system including property insurance still exists.

The $100/month isn't going anywhere except to profit.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I once toured an apartment that charged pet fees and for dogs REQUIRED A DNA TEST so they could fine you for not picking up poop.

Someone out there is dna testing literal dog shit.

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No one is actually doing that, they're charging a fee to do nothing until someone complains enough that they'll send out a strongly worded letter hoping the person not picking up their dog poop will admit to it out of fear.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Wholeheartedly support, I wish my apartment complex did that. Dog poop all over the place.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I lived in a complex that required such samples from dogs. They still never did anything about all the shit lying around

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[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Society rather wants people to have kids and not pets for self-preservation reasons

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago

Encouraging renters to have kids is a rare long-term investment strategy by the landlord class

[–] MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca 13 points 1 week ago

Tough one. I've never wanted kids and my God are they so goddamn loud...

But, as more of my friends have kids I feel more and more for parents, it's damned tough to raise kids and finding housing, especially in my city is brutal.

Still, not like a fee helps anyone beyond the landlord.

[–] Entheogen@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Last time I was charged a pet fee, I asked them "So if my wife gets pregnant, do we need to plan to pay extra on the rent?"

The leasing agent looked at me like I was crazy and said "Of course not, that would be ridiculous!"

And then she realized... Like I could literally see it flash across her face. She dropped it.

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[–] the_abecedarian@piefed.social 11 points 1 week ago

don't spread this pro landlord bs

[–] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Don't give them ideas

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I have done a lot of residential work over the years a lot of sales work a lot of things where I've been in a lot of people's houses. Nothing smells worse than a person with cats who even goes a week or two without taking care of their litter box. And that smells sticks in everything. I have pets and I agree that a pet deposit is something needed because damn they do a lot of damage.

[–] homura1650@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How do you go a week without cleaning the litter box?!?

Having said that, my cats do do a fair amount of damage to the carpet and some doors with their claws, so an extra fee makes sense.

They also do a fair amount of damage to furniture; but that generally isn't the landlords.

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[–] usrtrv@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

But isn't that literally what the deposit is for? You don't just assume someone will have excess damage when renting.

And sure, have a higher deposit for pet owners. But why am I paying a monthly cat fee on top of a one time "non-refundable pet deposit".

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[–] HelloDingo@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My current complex does this, and while I rather doubt the authenticity of the service, I support the threat of it if for no other reason than to make some of the nasty bastards around here actually pick up after their pets for a change.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How is charging someone $100/month extra in rent going to cause them to do anything except be poorer?

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