this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2026
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[–] yesman@lemmy.world 111 points 3 days ago (5 children)

AI slop.

The lid is wildly bigger than the seat, and not aligned in any way either. It's also interesting that the seat is hinged in the back, and fused with porcelain in the front.

[–] Encephalotrocity@feddit.online 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Needing to take your pants off to take a shit was the immediate giveaway for me, but yeah so much is wrong with this pic the poster should be ashamed.

You can keep your pants on if you side saddle like a real man.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

And what the fuck is that foot pedal supposed to be doing on the bottom left? The world's most awkward flushing mechanism? (Kind of floating just off the horse's thigh too.) And why is the sink blocked by the toilet/partly obstructed by the toilet paper holder? And what the hell is the lighting? And why is one rear leg longer than the other? And and and and...

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Toilet foot pedal flushers are a thing.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I agree, but I've never seen something like this where the pedal sits directly upright. Do you use it like a badass motorcycle pedal while leaning forward onto the horse? Do you tap it forward with the tip of your foot?

[–] DeckPacker@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago

Also the buttons on the golden panel over the toilet (that are typically used to flush) are way smaller, than they are supposed to be

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I was wondering WTF was the point of making the horse a seat when it’s that large and heavy and can’t even be lifted to piss.

[–] Reisen@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 days ago

i know i want it to be real too but it's AI slop

[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

It's shit posting, not slop posting.

Slop < shit

You like testing your ass on your ass? Jackass.

Legitimately cool toilet, I'm actually the jackass here. I do have questions though, how money lids/seats does that toilet have?

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Do you race like a piss horse?

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

So you piss like a race horse.

Those are the options, I don't make the rules.

[–] mohammed_alibi@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Interesting that the toilet bowl is called 馬桶 in Chinese. That first character is the character for horse... anyone know why?

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago

hows that lid supposed to work

[–] molten@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] digger@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Your comment doesn't have enough up votes. You're doing the Lord's work. Bravo.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 3 days ago

Neigh, I don’t think it is

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Doesn't even have reigns to hold for massive shits. Lame.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Squat Toilet Supremacy

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Come down from your high horse!

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago

Get off your high horse.