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[–] acxyzzy@lemmy.world 3 points 17 minutes ago

Aaron Swartz, among others, thought Altman was an untrustworthy sociopath. There's a long article in the New Yorker about this. I didn't read it, but Gruber did: https://daringfireball.net/2026/04/when_he_is_alive_and_not_after_he_is_dead

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 3 points 39 minutes ago* (last edited 38 minutes ago)

In other news, USA is killing kids. But Sam is more interesting news! Who cares about Sam?

[–] HexParte@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 8 points 4 hours ago

Why only one?

[–] aramis87@fedia.io 20 points 6 hours ago

First Luigi, now this guy. lol

[–] Mudman@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 hours ago

What would be the motive for him to stage this event?

[–] extremeboredom@lemmy.world 30 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I'm surprised there isn't more of this going on. Imagine if all of these folks suddenly experienced similar visits bearing similar flaming gifts, all in the space of a day or so.

[–] MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app 14 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

We did also get a toilet paper warehouse fire.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

AND a dead CEO.

It's ramping up, and it's starting to come apart. If they don't pivot from Trickle Down Economics to Trickle Up Economics, we're going to spontaneously pivot to a Robin Hood Economy, and that often comes accompanied by revolution, guns, and guillotines. The Sociopathic Oligarchs won't like that one bit.

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Five Guys CEO figured it's better to be alive than rich(er).

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 11 minutes ago

Can't enjoy your money when your dead.

[–] atropa@piefed.social 1 points 4 hours ago

Shit ,running low on toilet paper ,need asap

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 21 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

It is a shame that he didn't happen to be at the gate of his obnoxiously large house.

We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I'd love to see his legal defense be:

I threw it at the gate because it was just a message. If I wanted to kill him I'd have _____.

Cuz like...

Realistically throwing a moltov at a (presumably) metal gate isn't the same as attempted murder.

If I was on a jury, that'd be enough for me to say "not guilty" at least.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

I wonder if he'd written a death threat in chalk on the ground, if that would be a greater or lesser crime?

What about "burn, baby, burn!"? Would that count as equal death threat to "Imma murderize you!"?

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 13 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I said it before, ill say it again. ¯\(ツ)

[–] vegeta@lemmy.world 11 points 7 hours ago

were any plumbers spotted in the neighborhood?

[–] StoneyPicton@lemmy.ca 8 points 7 hours ago (5 children)

These ineffectual, half assed attempts are only going to scare the rest of them underground.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Fine, let them hide in their underground bunkers. We'll just seal off the air vents, and pump liquid nitrogen in there until we don't detect any sound. Then just leave them there in their unmarked tombs, forever.

[–] frongt@lemmy.zip -1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

We don't even need to do anything once they hide. Just let them stay down there with their limited supplies.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 10 minutes ago

Nah, then they can emerge when things are safe, and start fucking things up again.

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 5 points 5 hours ago

Good. Let's prepare the concrete for their air holes.

[–] MolochHorridus@piefed.social 8 points 6 hours ago

Exactly. Do it properly the first time, please.

But don’t burn down houses. It’s bad for the environment and there might be innocent animals inside. Torch the tech bros.

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago

Digging their own graves.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

Netflix had an amazing show about that, but cancelled it like a week after season 1 premiered.

https://time.com/7317998/billionaires-bunker-ending-explained/

Tldw:

Billonaires think the world is ending and scamper to a bunker.

Twist is that the world isn't ending, people fucked over by billionaires decided to stage a fake apocalypse and use AI to impersonate them and steal all their money.

And no one cares about the wealthy outside of immediate family, so no one asks questions.

I think it wasn't just stealing the money, but immediately using it to actually help people.

[–] Akh@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

Oh no…. Anyways…

[–] Monstrosity@lemmy.today 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

If this was Reddit this entire thread would be nuked. So refreshing!

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago