Poor cuckerberg
this post was submitted on 10 Apr 2026
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I find it interesting that everyone expects an artist--someone who makes far less--to continually come up with good ideas or become irrelevant... but fuck-faces like this have one success and never have to come up with anything even remotely good ever again
Most are just investors and if the Epstein files taught me anything it’s that the powers that be pick and choose who to king. The illusion of the free market is a fairy tale that keeps us cogs coming back to their machine. Even the lottery is a scam.
I think it's hilarious every single idea he tries, flops disastrously, the only one that worked for him, was stolen from someone else.
First the Metaverse failed and now this. Fire the CEO.
... into the sun.
Out of a cannon.
Out of a slightly larger cannon
Sadly, his controlling shares mean he's unoustable, but let's never exclude the possibility of an early leaden retirement if he loses enough of other people's money.
... to infinity and beyond! 🫦😂
Hope it was incredible expensive.
They're looking to spend like 116 billion this year on this garbage.
Man, why not just give 1 million out of those to me? No one would even notice.
Honestly surprised Facebook didn't try to harness all the open tabs of fb on different computers to try and create some kind of networked compute AI...
May I offer him a timely "Whomp-Whomp!" in his hour of need? Perhaps even extended to a sad trombone: "Whomp-waaaaaaaaaaaa!"