Lydon_Feen

joined 9 months ago
[–] Lydon_Feen@lemmy.world 26 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Hear me out and my crazy theory...

Ukraine attacks Hungary which is a NATO member, and it triggers article 5.

NATO has to defend Hungary, and so invades Ukraine.

Ukraine immediately surrenders, relinquishing control to NATO.

NATO now has the obligation to defend the territory it controls from external threats.

Boom! NATO fights Russia out of Ukraine.

5D Chess

[–] Lydon_Feen@lemmy.world 19 points 9 hours ago

Trust Trump?!

LOL

[–] Lydon_Feen@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago

Unreviewable?

I think they meant deranged.

[–] Lydon_Feen@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

I mean... If you can't trust underpaid workers in Kenya's sense of privacy, who can you trust?

[–] Lydon_Feen@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I can already see the title for the sequel:

Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice & Mike

[–] Lydon_Feen@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

I think you mean special military operation /s

[–] Lydon_Feen@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I absolutely wouldn't put it past Jim Carrey to get a lookalike to attend that award show.

There's something off about him.

[–] Lydon_Feen@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago

Please don't go after Smaug! He's so misunderstood and taking a bit of gold from his gigantic pile will fix nothing.

Just go mine more gold, or maybe mithril from the Mines of Moria. Nevermind the rumors of orcs or a Balrog!