Sounds fuckin' mint to be fair.
Get me some tourism and carbs.
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Sounds fuckin' mint to be fair.
Get me some tourism and carbs.
You‘re in luck because German bakeries house 3 thousand different kinds of bread.
To the extent that even locals just point and say „das da“ because who fucking knows what they’re calling each one.
"Ein Häferblaubeerschmeckendorflibrötchen, bitte"
"mit Scharf, oder?"
"mit Wespen, bitte, danke!"
Someone must have fucked up, because when I visited Germany I was never handed my complimentary, human sized sausage. I still had plenty of sausage, but I feel like I missed out now
You need to report to the Willkommenswurstausgabestelle.
I couldn’t spell that if I was looking right at it while doing so.
Try the head rolling on keyboard method. You'll be 99% close every time.
Did you remember to fill out the Willkommenmenschengrößewurstanfrageformulare when you arrived?
My duolingo is paying off.. I understood that!
That sausage is perfectly average. Small even.
What about the pretzels and the beer!
Not enough hands to hold all four!
Gonna have to get one of those hats that hold beer, and some sort of pretzel bandolier.
Hamburg isn't really a pretzel state. If you visit, get a Franzbrötchen. Beer is the same as everywhere else more or less.
If I'm ever visiting Hamburg, I'll be eating a Hamburger. Or perhaps s Hamburgerinne.
Hamburg is actually known for its fish buns.
Doesn't that just mean French bread?
It's possible that the name originated during the napoleonic occupation of Hamburg, but there are other theories involving a baker named Franz. Anyway, it's neither french nor bread, it's a pastry.
They started selling those in my corner of Europe and the store (coop) calls them, roughly translated, "Franz's cinnamon pastry".
but don’t ask about the trains. or israel.
Oh, if you ask people about Israel, I think you will get the answer you expect. Support for Israel seems to be concentrated in political spheres, where I'd say it's about 50:50. Most ordinary people don't care about Israel per se, but they do care about war crimes by countries we call allies
Ooooooh Miniatur Wunderland!
I totally wanna go there after seeing in on TV! They have a whole show about the behind the scenes work called Wunderland XXL :)
It's amazing!
We saw it in 2016, and we took the behind the scenes tour (we requested an English version and they found someone to do it). The guide said they were going to bridge to another building across the water from them. I thought, "Yeah, right, that will never happen."
A few years later, a bridge went in and now they have trains in the other building, and running through the bridge. They did it!
Entered a restaurant right at opening time in Munich once.
<<Grüß Gott! Leider haben wir nur Wurst, Kartoffel, und Bier.>>
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Never been to Germany, but this makes me want to go, not going to lie.
If I ever visit Germany, it'll be purely for the sausage. 😏
Careful. Sausage in Germany is die Wurst.
Purely for the memes, go acquire yourself some VW original part 199 398 500 A
Why does a sausage have a serial number?? Damn, Germany, you scary.
Ridiculous. It doesn't have a serial number...
A model number on the other hand...
It's a VW original part because you need them to build Volkswagens! Specifically you need them to be in the bellies of the workers.
So the "A" means it's the original recipe. If they had introduced the "B" or "C" variant, it would have been sightly changed/improved, but all later variants would still fit the plate that was originally designed to have the "A" sausage on it.
This part actually breaks the rule because the B variant is ketchup, not an improved variant of the original
I went to Germany not long ago and was surprised by how every restaurant had the same exact menu. Had to find the foreign restaurants to get other flavors.
Wait, isn't it like that in other countries also?
In france you have to go to foreign restantrants to get repetitive menus (pizzerias, kebab places, etc)
They've got some awesome falafel.
Cute! I would like to go someday.
I highly recommend!
Lol if only it was this good...
Enjoy the museums
Some guy's house he converted into a studio and charges people to enter
Belgium has plenty of free potatoes right now.