this post was submitted on 10 Apr 2026
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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 weeks ago

New Star Wars trailer looking lit.

[–] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I could put my feet behind my head growing up, but not behind my shoulders.

Then I got old and now my joints don't wanna.

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I once got my own dick in my mouth, now if I sit in a chair without lumbar support I can't walk for 3 days.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] ProdigiousInsanity@lemmus.org 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Is it though? Masterbation is masterbation. Plus humanity would go extinct if this was easy to do...

[–] Linearity@piefed.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

Idk man I’ve seen people on the internet say it feels more like blowing than being blowed

[–] hark@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

lumbar support? more like gaybar support, right?!

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

There are better things to do with your time.

But, not much better.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You zoomers are too young to know this but this was basically a national past time for millennials, we were to bored because they hadn't invited radio or Tv yet so we had to entertain ourselves while waiting for the milk man to fuck our wives.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Oh Milkman... First my mother, now my wife... At least I look like my father, who also looks like the milkman.

[–] PodPerson@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 weeks ago

New Mortal Kombat looks awesome

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 7 points 2 weeks ago

This captures the zeitgeist of New Wave 80s perfectly. It was just like this.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] phar@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

What aren't you seeing here?

[–] MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app 6 points 2 weeks ago

New Star Wars trailer.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Upvotes are at 69. I can't upvote.

Edit: Sigh, now at 80 I guess I can upvote but what a waste of perfect number for this post.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

To 420 we go!

[–] VirtigoMommy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck, I didn’t know I needed this but I’m ready to sign up!

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 6 points 2 weeks ago

How do u get this job my guidance councelor failed to mention this

[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Is this interpretive dance?

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Anyone have the gif? Webp is stupid

[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I downloaded it in Voyager and got a gif...

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yea I just tried it and got the gif but I tried downloading it twice and I got a webp that was stuck in the first frame twice 🤷

[–] Aralakh@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

Uhhh...hmm what a feast for the eyes

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Which part?

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

WIZARD FIGHT!