I can offer "over the shoulder like a sack of grain"
Princess carry is really awkward.
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finnish wife carry
You win your wife's weight in beer if you win the race. So you have to select a woman who is large enough to get you a lot of beer but small enough that you can still win.
No, that's the cure for male loneliness
men can get carried by knights too yes
wot if we 👉👈 took turns wearing the armour 👉👈 and carrying each other 👉👈 princess style 🥺👸🧑🚒
nsfw tag pweease
[Genuine] Why? We're not seeing anything lewd etc in there.
[still joking] please
ala
meli lon insa pi len kiwen li pona mute
Hope you don't have plate armor on your arms, or you'll be giving princess some new scars.
Only aketon and hauberk o7
The cure for male loneliness is estrogen.
For me, it's to be held like an object in bed. Weird how nature do that.
What if I'm not strong enough to princess-carry my wife?
I haven't tried, but it looks difficult and scared I'll drop her
Fireman carry is more achievable for more people, both hoister and hoistee.
Princess carry is... you have to have much more developed upper body and core strength to do that, and its much easier to injure both or either involved party.
With a fireman carry, the center of gravity of both people is much better supported by being closer to the hoister's center of gravity, and its over top of the hoister's center of gravity.
With a princess carry, the hoistee is just totally off from the center of the hoister's mass, so your core has to hold your back from bending, and your arms are doing way, way more work, as its basically a class 2 lever situation for your forearms, and a class 3 lever situation for your upper arms.
This indeed does lead to dropping people, and is more likely to injure the hoister due to the mechanical physics of it being so unbalanced and thus over-demanding.
You always want to do a heavy lift by involving as many of your major muscle groups as possible, in as close to equal proportions as possible.