Buddhist Copilot builds apps with sublime coding standards, and on the last iteration it runs rm -rf * .git before it recites a koan on impermanence.
this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2026
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But you learned something well !
Yes I build RESTful API
Recite Basmala
Endeavour to deliver my best
Salat on time
Tawakkal to Allah
If I convert my claude-code to pastafatianism, will it be able to cook spaghetti for me? Will it also pick up sauce recipes if I put them into the skills directory?
Shalom! And stopped thinking
Religious tolerance is important even when you're vibe coding.
And the vibing gets much better if you keep up with your Salah.
...reverted?
The word "converted" is not used regarding Islam because Muslims say that each one is born with the natural inclination to believe in a creator until they are socialised by their parents/society into believing something else.
So embracing Islam is in fact reverting to that state.
cool, i learned something!
TIL
Yeah man, haven’t you seen the revert button in thr file menu?
the fuck is a "menu"
*harrumphs in sh*
Well, when you run a non deterministic statistical system, you roll a couple bangers once in a while.
I bet this is taken from some open source Muslim Devs app
Jesus, Buddah, Spongebob! I don’t have time to be picky!
Maybe we should let llms worship spiralism? at least then you'd be able to identify llm output reliably.
Was really hoping this was going to be a cult based on Lateralus by Tool.
If you did have to pick a song to make a cult off of, it's a damn good song.
I like that it reminds me that I am not aloooOoone