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this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2026
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No store that speaks German could be a bad business!
Do the loaner tits come with a girl attached?
Indeed, there's a bird indicated.
Only if you join my cult first
Done!
That costs extra
Only one?
But how am I supposed to afford Ass World without first getting a Tit Loan?
I imagine ass world looks like a rap video of dozens of asses twerking. Sign me up.
The catch is that it's every kind of ass. Man, woman, clean, filthy, gassy, gaping, tight, cats, dogs, cows, pigs, everything.
As long as it's broken down by section, that's fine.
I was with you till cats
A veritable world, if you will.
So what I'm hearing is anyone who goes to ASS WORLD Can't go to HELL.
Personally I think Ass World is overrated. Don't 
Couldn’t agree more
Wow!
No light failures needed:
What happens when you can't pay back your tit loan?
You go tits up.
Michealsoft Bindows
Well I'm already in hell, so I guess I'll make it a bit better and slap on some loaner titties
Die mart.
(Am interpreting die mart as a hit man mart)
No, that's German for "the mart, the"...
Real.
Or they would depend on what country is the store.
There used to be a website that let you turn letters on and off on signs like these, just for giggles.
Mattrle’s Bro Food 🤔
Kinda concerned, looks like I’m going to hell alone?
Why would I go to hell when I can go to Ass World?