Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I accept responsibility
Just going to mention this since this post has actually been reported:
Text alone isn't enough to require a NSFW tag. There needs to be actual nudity. Y'all can stop reporting shit like this.
Pardon the delay, it takes more time to write one handed.
Your comment was auto-removed for profanity, an admin will review it and undelete it soon if there has been an error. Sorry for the inconvenience.
What
The instance has experienced a lot of trolls signing up recently, so we need to moderate new accounts more strictly. The automated removal is needed to respond quickly to potential harassment. The comment was restored after manual review.
why is profanity bad tho
It's not about the profanity itself, it's about what language the trolls/harassers typically use. The comment containing profanity was restored after it was seen to not be harassment. Most new users doesn't trigger the automod in the supervision period.
Well did u open ur gf photo after this post??bcz i dont see anything wrong with this post🤣
You're overestimating me, I don't have a girlfriend
Well tbh i dont want my ex to go to heaven that b shud burn in hell
What's she doing later on?
Everything 😈
Give her my number.
spoiler
5
Well i dont have ur nom 🤣🤣🤣or her
Not to be too horny on main but if anybody knows any porn or sites or whatever that caters to this specific thing please post a link
Like any and all of them
Girls that put their hand in their pants and then put their fingers in your mouth; Saint Peter can't even look them in the eye as he opens the gate. 😳
You speak like a true Poet
If there are no sluts in heaven, take me to wherever the sluts are.
Your mother's house
Glad to see her marketing for the brothel is paying off.
Free meals too? Sign me tf up.
It depends on where you fingered them 😜
Best heaven
Men that lick their cum off pussies go to heaven
Shit, it don't even have to be my cum for that.
Gotta have cream with that pie.
How about girls that kiss you after a bj? 🤤
That's how you know i like you enough to move in together
What about women who suck your member after you've put it in them a couple of times? There's gotta be a higher grade heaven for them. Angels truly.
Not to be too horny on main but if anybody knows any porn or sites or whatever that caters to this specific thing please post a link
Cuckqueen is the female version of cuckold if you are looking for "guy does his gf's friend while gf watches/joins in." I might be wrong, but that's what I remember it being called.
Elite heaven
Heaven+
It's ad-free.
Like for a crime?
“Yes officer, suspect #5 did this” 👉
Her: 👄
