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submitted 1 year ago by gregor to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago

~I’m sorry~

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

That's why I preallocate the max memory I will need just like I was taught to do in Fortran. You can't leak what you don't have.

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

rip random amiga machine

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is why I only allocate on the stack

[–] magic_lobster_party@kbin.run 1 points 1 year ago

Stack overflow intensifies

[–] Beanie@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

The line causing the memory leaks is actually the lack of a line: free().

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Eh... ship it. RAM is cheap.

[–] palordrolap@kbin.run 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Uh, Boss, our customers are sending us the invoices for their RAM purchases."

[–] independantiste@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OMG I SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT TO JETBRAINS AND MICROSOFT FOR TEAMS

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also electron. Because somehow a full blown separate FF instance is more ram efficient than electron.

[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

Well, Electron uses Chrome, so yes