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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m saving up for a piece of string.

[–] turbofan211@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And a rock to wind the string around?

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around

[–] Bwaz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

EVERYBODY wants a rock to wind a piece of string aroud. I know I do.

Throw the screen door wide!

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 month ago

Oh shit, THE PLAYHOUSE!! Nooooo!

[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

Hell yeah! You got this 👍

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] quexotic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

I'd rather be whistling in the dark