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[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 14 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Oh my god! They forgot Kenny.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 10 points 13 hours ago

You bastards!

[–] Cossty@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Didn't Doctor Strange die like 14 million times in infinity war?

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 3 points 12 hours ago

And in his first film, probably more so too

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago

One death is a tragedy.

14 million? A statistic.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

In comes Guiding Light and somehow there would be a character that came back more times than that /s

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago

Um, Dean Winchester?

[–] Paddzr@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

How about not dying to begin with? I'm immortal until proven otherwise.

[–] nightlily@leminal.space 1 points 15 hours ago

I fear we may contribute to the replication crisis proving this one.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 0 points 15 hours ago

I like Messiahs who aren't dead.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 8 points 21 hours ago

Yeah, but then you've got Doctor Who to balance it out.

[–] ieGod@lemmy.zip 1 points 13 hours ago

Was about to say Reiner Braun but then I realized he simply can't be killed.

[–] Exatron@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

Optimus Prime has Jean Grey numbers across the various Transformers continuities.

[–] rklm@lemmy.dbzer0.com 64 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Goku: 5 (counting alternate realities, but not counting GT 🤮)

Dean Winchester: 111

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure Kazuma is at 6+ by season 4

To be fair, he deserved it (at least once)

[–] Wataba@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Grabthar@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Heck, Jack has him.beat.

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Don’t forget the time the 12th doctor died billions of times.

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

That episode was so dark and bonkers. My favorite of his.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

That was where he was trying to punch through the wall to break out of that prison to get back to Clara right?

I imagine Clara would have that effect on many a person, haha

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Yep, that episode. He died like 100 billions times or something insane. The 12th Doctor had a level of stubbornness that I aspire to lmao.

[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

He's a madman with a box! Gotta love him.

[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

"why would you do that?!"

"... I had a duty of care."

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, if you die once, come back, and die again you clearly learned nothing.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, well that's a fucking egg on my face innit?

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 3 points 22 hours ago

I sure do love outrage media slowly building contempt for things that shouldn't be in question, like women's rights. Sure do love that.

[–] s@piefed.world 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Jean Grey surely doesn’t compare to Phil Coulson

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nobody stays dead except Uncle Ben.

[–] s@piefed.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] toynbee@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago

Wasn't he just copyright protection after Shazam was unveilled?

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[–] Geldaran@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

But two of those are fictional characters... Which two is an exercise left to the reader.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

John Darksouls: kinda depend.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 15 hours ago

Mario J Mario: The OG

[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 7 points 1 day ago

Buffy... I'm trying to remember the two times. The first one was when we got the second slayer, right? Was that cpr or something? Then she had a season finale / season opener combo with magic where she was depressed afterwards, that one I remember because it felt pretty gut wrenching.

Alternate take: fool me once, shame on you.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] ieGod@lemmy.zip 2 points 13 hours ago

Sir this is a shitposting meme community.

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago

Ragebait? It's just a funny meme. Who is supposed to be baited?

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] nightlily@leminal.space 2 points 15 hours ago

The love child of Jack White and Jack Black.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Sue Storm is at 1, based on one of the movies, is that canon?

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 1 day ago (7 children)
[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

I’d celebrate him over Jesus.

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