That's why I hope for vegetative State, stuck in a coma, conscious but not able to speak or say anything, just listen while everybody around him saying they hope he goes quickly, because they never really cared about him anyway.
But not fatal
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perhaps an extremely painful vegetative state, maybe one that lasts decades
He touches a gympie-gympie plant after being told not to? (See: staring at the sun)
yeah but if that happens they might hook him up to machines that keep him alive forever thus making the god emperor memes true
Put him on his golden throne, LOL
I have a suggestion to make.
Locked in syndrome wouldbe such a fantastic torture for a malignant narcissist.
Best would be locked in syndrome but we can also pay to insult him in person and kind of spit on his limp face.
So I can hope a vet shoots him in the face?
Don't threaten me with a light prison sentence
Well you've left the world with a biohazard problem they now need to clean up. If he's cremated it's going to turn the air orange
Well I declare it's double illegal to pray for his recovery.
No take-backs!
What did I missed?
The Orange Jackass may or may not be in the hospital for some McReason.
Trumps in a hospital? 😀
I don't mind doing some little illegal things every now and again.
It's ok every once in a while, as a treat!
I have no hope and do not pray - but I can imagine.
It didn't mention brain implosion. Or pre-frontal lobe exploding. Or shitting so hard he buries himself in turds and suffocates from yesterdays KFC gorging.
What about those things? Are those okay?
Those are okay.
Whew. So now he's back to just "asshole".
I've heard that maga prayers on his behalf are forming protection around him, making him stronger every time witches try to cast spells to hasten his demise.
- president of the USA
Can gelatin contain one random peanut?
What funny ways to go are there in the hospital setting?
Any chance of getting that lone peanut into his IV bag?
Edit: Just wanted to also point out that any way he dies will be funny, no matter what.
The unfortunate part is that it won't be particularly funny when he shits himself during because he does that live on camera already and nobody does anything.
Drunk/stoned nurse confuses him with a diabetic patient and ODs him on insulin?
Laughs in Canadian eh.