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[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 95 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (19 children)

Helix is nice, speaking of which.

[–] Arkhive@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Shout out helix!! Big fan!

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

🧬❤️ Yeah!

[–] EffortlessGrace@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Helix for terminal has been fantastic; I like GUIs so for me Zed is my "S-Tier".

Yes, Zed allows you to turn off the Agentic LLM integration off in settings.json:

{
  "disable_ai": true
}
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[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 63 points 1 week ago

You are ruining the velocity! How are they supposed to tell shareholders they're delivering faster than humans, if they keep getting bogged down with issues!? Everyone, stop opening issues!

[–] icerunner_origin@startrek.website 57 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought that was a CVS receipt

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 11 points 1 week ago

VSC and CVS are anagrams of each other after all

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

You know, It's time I play with VSCodium again.
I used it for a long time but ended up having issues with the SSH plugin and the Python support that forced me to go back to regular VSCode. But that was so long ago they surely fixed it by now...

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Just be aware MS did the MS thing of not permitting some plugins to work on non vscode installations like the corporate dicks they are.

[–] mizule@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

they do? i always just downloaded the .vsix file and installed manually that way.

i'm fairly certain there's also a patch to enable the marketplace properly on vscodium. i think i used it when i still used arch.

Not all addons allow you to download a vsix though.

[–] xtools@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

true for eg MS' C++ extensions or copilot - they actively block installing and running it on codium, based on some internal "app name" config of the IDE.

there's a workaround for that though. install both codium and vsc, install extensions on vsc, symlink the ".vscode" folder to ". vscode-oss", and edit codium's app info json (forgot filename) to match vsc's (mainly the "app name").

last step needs to be done after each update, but can applied with a script, happy to share if anyone needs it. Just make sure the installed codium- and vsc versions match.

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)

what did you use instead, especially for Python?

I asked in a random thread about linux IDEs, thinking there'd be several to the level of VSCode and didn't find anything recommended that was particularly new, and ended up using pulsar for taking notes (it keeps sessions with "unsaved" files somewhere so I just dump stuff into there, manages searches of file contents from certain folders like VS code) and VS Codium for development (it has ctrl+click to find usages/takes to declerations) , but I haven't gotten python integration working on there, and would like to try something new out.

I don't want to use Kate or NeoVim since I want a GUI and integration with "compilers"/interpreters by using buttons and such, but I haven't found anything that doesn't seem like its from the late 90s early 00s, which doesn't work with my shitty eyes and 1080 displays.

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

Not who you're asking, but weighing in anyways. I use VSCodium for C# and Python development on Linux. Only extensions I needed was ms-python.python, ms-python.debugpy, and I use ms-python.vscode-python-envs

For c# it's dotrush only.

All works. Step through debugging all works, no issues.

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[–] yamper@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

vscodium is pretty toothless compared to the first-party vscode builds. i forget the exact details, i think i was having issues with the dev container plugins not working at all.

i've been using zed.dev with all of the AI features turned off and its been nice. it's probably a matter of time before they enshittify too, but for now i'm enjoying it.

[–] Scrath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Don't ask me how it's named but I believe there was a fork of the project relatively recently in reaction due to some AI stuff they did.

The fork has all AI features scrubbed out

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[–] goatinspace@feddit.org 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] entwine@programming.dev 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] lastweakness@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Practically speaking, why would you pick Gram over Zed? I mean actual advantages

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[–] Hexarei@beehaw.org 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Never had this issue with neovim :3

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 5 points 1 week ago

You might in the future. Both vim and neovim are accepting genAI code contributions. There's a vim-classic fork around, but it is "rolled back" to pre-vimscript9.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago

showing off your 12k monitor, eh?

[–] thomasloven@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Vscode release notes used to be exciting. Now it’s 70% ”Assistant” improvements. Then you finally get to the next chapter and it’s all like

Terminal

  • Added terminal support for Assistant…
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[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Image gone 🤕 Did Microslop slopify VSCode?

[–] Dumhuvud@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The image isn't gone, that hosting server just flat out refuses connections from certain IPs. See if this works for you - https://i.imgur.com/ReCjF8k.jpeg. I've heard that Imgur is not accessible in the UK, but Lemmy doesn't let me upload it because it's "too tall".

Did Microslop slopify VSCode?

A long time ago.

[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago

Thanks. I had to use a VPN. No idea why it's banning my IP. There can't be too many people in this building using the fediverse.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I never once understood why people want to write code in a browser that isn't even the same instance as the one they likely already have open. I can't understand the mindset of a person who wants JavaScript to power the tools they use. Is it because they hate their hardware? Or the environment?

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Because it's a well-made, useful, simple but extensible program? I really don't care if it's "a browser" (it's not, just part of one). And it being not just a tab in my existing browser lets it do critical IDE things like write files and open a terminal (and be easier to find and differentiate from my research, product management, and testing tabs).

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

I hate the environment, that's why I use vscode. After a long day outside, rolling coal on my 6x6 and littering out in nature, I come home and relax by turning on vscode and let it idle as I throw old tires in the fireplace. If you hate the environment like I do, use vscode.

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

IDE in general are not that good.

VSCode has a lot of of expansions, enabling a developer to stay in the same environment for any language they code in.

So if you have a multi-language setup, you can do everything in the same IDE.

I work with embedded firmware, and let me tell you that VSCode is miles ahead from manufacturer tools.

I personally don't use VSCode because microcontroller manufacturer tools usually come with a repeatable easy to install environment, so I can easily handoff the projects to my clients.

But if you ship code and don't have to ship the environment, VSCode is a good allrounder that can do pretty much anything.

With that said, use VSCodium instead. At least, it removes the analytics from the IDE.

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I started with Visual Studio at work, and I just love VSCode by comparison, idk why but it feels so much easier to work with after I got the hang of it.

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Thats pretty impressive it it was that bad it generated that many reports.

Id only expect to see that in a alpha channel for those excited to try something new.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Your screenshot failed. Half way through it starts repeating. See the worst tickets in there: "Stopped working".

The red color in the syntax highlighting is the most annoying for me

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

Kate has a LSP plugin.

[–] aliser@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

soo when are we getting de-slopified vs code fork?

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] aliser@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

ohh that what that is. I thought it was some AI related bullshit by the way it sounds.

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 days ago

There used to be a tool called codium, for vibe coding. They changed the name to windsurf, iirc.

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