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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 298 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (8 children)

This is absolutely ridiculous. It should be migrated to Java, so it can run everywhere.

[–] tristan@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 97 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

3 billion

Devices Run Java

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

3 billion devices have been running java for past 20 years.

[–] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 month ago

Proof of stability!

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

Most of them have not loaded the kvm just yet, any minute now ...

[–] elvith@feddit.org 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't you think, that's enough already?

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[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

And no more than that. There's a queue now...

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Except next to pools, no one should run there

[–] Klear@quokk.au 13 points 1 month ago

Unless you have scissors. That cancels it out.

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

J2EE ffmpeg for flip phones

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You mean JavaScript so that it does the same thing each time

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago
[–] MrKoyun@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Scratch should be the choice, obviously. It will be so much easier to maintain! Think of all of the new contributors!

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)
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[–] fargeol@lemmy.world 211 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hope they’re doing it with AI for faster development. Now that Claude is open source, there’s no excuse to refuse progress anymore!

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's unironically what ladybird (browser engine) did

[–] yessikg@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Ew another reason to ignore it and wait for Servo instead

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[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 137 points 1 month ago (5 children)

What did Rust do to FFmpeg to make them so mad lol

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 103 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Ah, just realized what day it is

[–] SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

East Coast here, it's not even midnight for another 4 minutes!

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The world doesnt only exist within the US timezone ;)

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I guess not rust itself, but people telling them to switch to rust over and over again. They use a lot of assembly magic to get good performance, they aren't in C land.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The person behind their twitter account is a notorious shitter.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well

That checks out for xitter

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[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 102 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Are rustaceans cantankerous?

[–] volore@scribe.disroot.org 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

(Yeah, AI slop from the early days when I was checking it out.)

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[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

It's over 1.1k comments already, all the rusties fuming 🤣

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[–] WagnasT@piefed.world 85 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Just make a rust fork of ffmpeg, it can be ffmpreg.

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] mbp@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The readme is far too serious for such a silly name

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[–] ResistingArrest@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

This made my fucking day… ffmpreg…

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[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago

Yes officer, this one right here.

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[–] mohammed_alibi@lemmy.world 62 points 1 month ago

Rust should switch to ffmpeg!

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 56 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Was jokingly going to suggest a WASM version. But then: https://github.com/ffmpegwasm/ffmpeg.wasm

[–] kopasz7@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm only asking this half jokingly, what the fuck?

[–] The_Decryptor@aussie.zone 17 points 1 month ago

Makes it portable across architectures while also providing sandboxing.

The fedi software I use (GoToSocial) runs both ffmpeg (Sorry, ffmpreg) and sqlite through WASM, also makes it easier to integrate it with Go code apparently.

WASM is great :) unironically

everything should switch to wasm. i'm not saying this because of arbitrarily. it's just very well thought-through. wasm automatically provides portability, sandboxing, and integration with other languages.

like, one of the things i still don't understand is why we don't have automatic sandboxing for every application. like, when i download and run a new game from steam, why isn't it automatically put in a sandbox? Why does it have full read/write access to my entire disk? i don't like that at all...

Converting everything to wasm would solve that automatically, and very easily on top of that.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Reminder that Fabrice Bellard, who originally wrote FFMpeg (and QEMU), also made JSLinux, currently based on his other PC emulator TinyEMU and using WASM.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Huh, I guess the person who runs FFmpeg's Xitter account must live in western Europe (UTC+1:00).

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 18 points 1 month ago

So begins the festival of fools.

[–] homes@piefed.world 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Everyone knows that Swift is the language of the future!

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[–] webkitten@piefed.social 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pfft; rewrite it in DHTML and ActiveX.

Visual Basic isn't dead ... it's just resting!

[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is green the high vis color in Europe?

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