The post got deleted later on, and sadly the Wayback machine was unable to capture all the comments:
https://web.archive.org/web/20230629152756/https://lemmy.world/post/440073
astronaut food designed for low residue
this post was submitted on 29 Mar 2026
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I feel like this person needs a portable bidet more than food advice.
I was there, Gandalf, 3 years ago. When the bowels of man failed.
Lembas bread, one bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man while allowing him to go through multiple security checkpoints without pooping.
I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere
Ah, damn. That was my bet.
Are there any instances out there that archive deletes? If it was deleted after I shut mine down, I might have the comments.
Oh, I think this is a post of a home-shitter ( someone who only shits at home, not at someone else's home, not in public toilets and definitively not in nature ) who tries to go on a multi-day travel. Rather a than getting over his mental block, he tries to prep his body to not shit for 3 days.
Poor soul.
when I was a child and was sent to summer camp, I refused to use the showers because they were communal
I probably would have tried to not use toilets too for similar reasons, but I had already had to learn to use public toilets because of public school
3 days seems fairly doable. I know after my stomach has been upset and I've taken Immodium or an equivalent it can be several days before the seal breaks again
have had IBS my whole life. hearing people say this is like hearing people say they only breathe at home. they just. hold their breath. until they get back. Shit WILL exit my body when I'm away from home and I generally prefer it to be in a toilet.
i'm at the complete opposite end of the brown spectrum. i poop on average once a week, at most twice a week, thrice if i ate something bad. i have a fecalysis scheduled for today and so far it's been 3 hours of me unsuccesfully forcing my bowels to move lol
A very cold apple juice + a very strong espresso will turn you into a propelled vehicle in about 30minutes. Hope you read this early enough.
I skip the juice, but coffee plus a cigarette is pretty much laxative in my experience lol
Have you tried magnesium? You can get it in a lot of different foods. Just look up what foods have it. You can also take magnesium supplements. I used to be like you, and once I started taking magnesium it got me to go regularly like everybody else.
Make sure it’s the “citrate” variety. That’s the one that mostly helps move things along. There are other types also available as supplements that have different effects that probably won’t benefit someone looking for digestive help.
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I used to be a home shitter, i used to even be a home pisser at school age, but then i started drinking a healthy amount of water.
I am so so glad i've gotten over the mental block.
At the school I went to if you shat at school someone would bang on the cubicle door and laugh at you. Caused some definite problems for me
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Is it really a shitpost if it's about not shitting? Wouldn't it just be a post?
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I was there man.
I was there, Bootleg. I was there 3 ~~thousand~~ years ago. I was there the day the patience of Lemmy failed. I mean, come on mizu6079, just tell us why you need to avoid pooping for that long!
But yeah, that happened right after I started using Lemmy. I'd been commenting for less than a week, and my first post was a "Chewy, we're home" meme about how all the memes on the topic made me feel as a new user. That account's long dead now, but apparently lemmy.world still has my post https://lemmy.world/post/560966. Federation is neat.
Feels like it was only yesterday
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Are fursuits a pain in the ass to get out of or something?
Some of them have ass flaps.
Which are exclusively for the convenience of using a restroom when necessary and absolutely no other reason. None.
(most) Fursuits are way too expensive to muck up with biological matters. I think the fursuiters I know would smile, close their eyes, and gently pat you for your joke, only to grow aghast as they realize the reality of the suggestion of something that could fuck with their gigantic investment.
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How is the instance of that community located on web.archive.org?
Anyway, the answer the OOP was looking for is sugar.
Going to be hell on your teeth.
In three days? Pffft.
Not certain, but I'm guessing it's something to do with how archive.org archives. I'd say it probably captured some JavaScript which uses window.location.host, which would resolve to the original (say lemmy.nz) on the original page but web.archive.org on the snapshot.
Update: you seem to be at least partially correct about JS being involved: the webpage source as downloaded from archive.org has a shitton of data in JS structures, while the actual final HTML of that element is nowhere to be found. Meaning the DOM is assembled from the JS data on the fly. Now, the page url, as I predicted, doesn't seem to figure in this, because the data itself contains numerous instances of 'web.archive.org' in it. I'm guessing that Archive's algorithm replaced the site domain to be prefixed with Archive's domain and went a bit overboard about it, which seems then to have confused Lemmy's JS into using the web.archive.org domain as the instance domain when rendering the page.
For better or worse, I don't use stimulants harder than tea, and amn't so young anymore as to reverse-engineer this thing further.
That's very doubtful, seeing as since the post might belong to any of the multitude of instances, the api must send the instance name in the response to the client. The client's host doesn't figure in that. Additionally, the screenshot looks like the default UI, whatever it's called (at least default for lemmy.world), and it doesn't show the instance domain for communities on the same instance (at least doesn't show currently).
But I'll look into the JS hypothesis later. Weird shit is afoot there.
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