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[–] RobotFK@lemmy.blahaj.zone 46 points 2 weeks ago
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 41 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] fonix232@fedia.io 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

No no no, we're not revealing the whore ray until next Tuesday!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

see you then!

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

There's a documentary about that.

https://youtu.be/rNuk_boPD8Q?t=57

[–] Bonje@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

When the moon hits your eye like a big titty pie; thats a ...

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dealt with a lot of my mental problems. Still a slut.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I was at home, eating Dorito

[–] nyctre@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I hadn't noticed until you pointed it out to me but you are right, Lemmy is pretty bad at spotting satire. Or.. who knows, maybe I'm off base again. Could be

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago

same bestie

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I missed my opportunity to be a whore. I’m too old and married now.

There was one week about 15 years I was able to fulfill this dream. I remember it fondly.

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

I don't see the contradiction

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Why do you need mental problems to be a whore? Can't you just do it because you're cool like that?

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

"I am mad that I can't huff enamel without people assuming it's because my family sucks. I hope to be seen one day as someone that just likes getting high" - Summer Smith

[–] maplesaga@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Imagine is man whores were given as much attention as woman, they'd be out there every day with just a thong.

[–] it_wasnt_arson@awful.systems 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Easy honestly, you just have to put some effort into your appearance and be ok with that attention coming from weird 60 year old men, just like anyone else.

[–] MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] it_wasnt_arson@awful.systems 1 points 2 weeks ago

Well, obviously?

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Is it not feeling like it or not having the proper tools and skillset to use the tools? Because I've been there and it was a long, slow, determined journey that led me out of it. Decades long. But I got here.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fuck that's discouraging!

I've got a bunch of tools and so on but being middle aged, I'm a bit sure if I've got the energy for change

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 4 points 2 weeks ago

Well I had no tools, skills, or money, and a set of really messed up environment with a crabs in a bucket mentality, so it doesn't have to be that way for everyone.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait, are we talking about you becoming a whore ?

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 2 weeks ago

No we're talking about how I learned self-esteem, and did the work on myself to not mistake easy access for appreciation. Because that's not what it is, and the Epstein dumps cleared up remaining questions (eg affirmed what I suspected, once I cleared the brain fog of too much gaslighting, drugs, and alcohol).

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm a whore online, but a slut IRL.

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm online but I ain't paying you shit.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Well this ain't my OnlyFans so... 🤷‍♂️

Also I don't take shit as payment. Money or drugs only.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I have two boxes of Advil. Can I see a nipple?

[–] Killer57@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Why just online? 😏

[–] schildfrosch@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

This but smoking weed and being a loser offline instead (yes i like it this way).