Microblog Memes

Shower beer

Here's one.

• The beer you have before/during/after doing an ordinary thing in a day, because you don't want to admit that you are or are becoming addicted to alcohol.

Feierabendbier!

That's what happens en-masse in Germany in the early havening.

Everyone goes to a corner shop to buy a bottle of cold beer, enters the metro train, opens the beer bottle and drinks it in the metro on the way home.

The "Just finished setting up the tent and campsite" beer

The sleeper - the beer that you've never heard of, has a shitty label, but tastes like the nectar of the gods. You will never see it again, but will think about it for weeks

Summit beer.

Nothing like climbing a mountain and cracking open a warm one on the top.

There's a direct correlation between altitude and improvement of taste.

That, "I just told my boss I'm quitting" beer

River or lake beer. Beer that has been in an ice chest for a few hours and you enjoy while tubing, kayaking, swimming, motor boating, etc. on a river or lake.

It is important to note that this is NOT the same as a beach beer OR fishing beer; which are similar, but distinctly different beers for reasons I can't fully explain.

The "post afternoon nap in warm weather shower beer"

The first Friday beer after a long work-week

The “first warm day of spring and all the terraces on the old market square are packed but you managed to snag a table” beer.

The post beer beer

Father and son first beer together

Also only known well after the fact: the last one …

That shaky final beer at 7 in the morning before the drive to rehab.

The "This group of friends are all moving to different areas of the country and we may never all get together again" beer

The "I've got the next 10 days booked off work" Friday bank holiday morning beer

"It's Friday, 17:00, you are working from home"

the "I'm working 3rd shift and living at home to make ends meet, so here I am drinking a beer at 7 am as my dad sits next to me eating breakfast before work" beer.

The “it’s morning and I’m out of coffee and tea and there is only beer in the fridge, guess I’m gonna call in sick today” beer.

The, "I just need to steady my hands" beer.

Extremely specialized case, but the “thank fuck I’m done with that booze-free 28-day tug boat hitch” beer slaps like forbidden love.

From what I understand.

The beer that isn't everywhere, but you had one over a year ago, and you thought "Man, that beer was delicious. I should try it again. But will it still be just as good?"

And then you get one and it's exactly as delicious as you remember.

Sauna beer!

Preferably by the lake. Summer or winter, does not matter.

The "I'm not an alcoholic, you're the alcoholic" beer.

Edit. Spelling

The free "bartender accidentally poured a mistake" beer.

"4 weeks sober after 10 years of crippling alcoholism" beer.

You said 'hits different,' not 'good hits different.'

The sitting in the sun at the beach after a long miserable winter beer

The "i just woke up in a ditch but still have half a 40oz" beer.

Post exercise, run, playing a sport beer.

Friday afternoon, right after work, with no plans for the weekend.

6 o'clock on the porch watching everyone else go to school and work because you got off work at 4 a.m. and are just getting settled down beer.

Shower beer before a pre game with friends

80 MPH beer

The "It's hot, I'm thirsty and should drink water but there's only beer available" beer.

The "my favorite sportball team is playing" beer.

My life is falling a part beer.
The I am going to fight everyone in the bar beer.
I just got rid of the body beer.
I just saw a stripper shoot out ping pong balls with Cotton beer.
Told my family I was getting milk beer.
The inappropriate funeral beer.