Lololol I think this bloke's being serious

Why would having it be in a vest be useful, so it’s concealed until you’re really close? Like, it’s a fucking nuke, it’s not like you need to get in particularly close for it to have the intended effect.

Like, he’s just mashing the image of a suicide bomber in with the fear of nukes to strike as many “panic! danger! scary!” notes as possible.

Every nuke can be considered a suicide bomb. Ffs get this guy out of any kind of position making decisions.

Sure they could buddy... sure they could.

Just Dumb fails to acknowledge the fucked up US healthcare system is deadlier to Americans than the stupid shit that developed in the vacuum between his ears.

Normally I get angry at these pathological liars but this lie is so absurdly stupid that it's actually funny.

Imagine someone driving their van to a parking lot near the white house and then going "Welp, better strap on my suicide nuke that will obliterate the entire city. I see no other way of doing this."

Another retread of the Iraq war. They scared us with "dirty bombs" and man pack nukes back then too.

He should make one and demonstrate how it would work.

Quick, get Jack Bauer on the case!

I heard they're developing a new Shahed bomb that can blow up a church and rebuild it into a mosque.

Why does anyone care what the VP thinks? His job requires him to be hosting a book club or at a state funeral or something.

"Vance says" is like when my 3-year-old blames everything on the cat. Who ate all the nesquik Jonathan, was it the cat, or was it you with nesquik on your face? Who can say.

When will this lying sack of shit starting painting his face orange?

you cant make a nuke that small

backpack? yes. vest? probably not.

Maybe a dirty bomb with nuclear materials, but an actual fission bomb on a vest? No. Never mind they don't have the enriched fuel, never mind just building a working device would be extremely difficult for them and that would be large like the Hiroshima bomb.

This is Iraq Weapons of Mass Distraction all over again. Fuck this administration.

But we won the war and obliterated their military and nuclear programs.

Thats.......not how nuclear arms work.

More gaslight bullshit from th trump suckers administration of 2026.

WMD trucks was it one of the previous times the US set the region on fire, wasn't it?

Guess the US will be bombing Iran's vest factories next.

JD Vance could stop fucking couches, but that ain't happening either.

Maybe I lack imagination since I would never came to an idea of nuclear vest

The US is incentivizing Iran to make nukes.

Oh we're back from the wilderness scratching at the door to be let back in are we JD?

JD Vance also claims he's capable of pleasing his wife.

The dude thinks couches are attractive. Not exactly a shining light in the darkness here...

Iran could turn their front line soldiers into beings of pure energy and they could rip the life force right out of a tank.

Fun fact: the smallest nuclear bomb was (is?) small enough to carry in a backpack.

There is a minimum-amount of fission-fuel required, AND there is a minimum-amount of conventional-explosives required to compress the fission-fuel until it goes supercritical.

That detonator isn't going to be small-enough to hide in a vest.

Absolute disinformation.

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