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[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 2 points 49 minutes ago

8K ultrawide monitor in a nutshell(if we assume that each individual monitor has 1080p resolution).

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 1 hour ago

Ask those fucking monitors and they couldn't spare a few hundred each on better chairs?

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago

And then a windows update in the middle, with "hey, take it easy bro, we are just taking care of a few things, alright? Your friends at Microslop."

[–] mech@feddit.org 10 points 3 hours ago

You may not like it, but this is what peak ergonomics look like

[–] nixukty@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago

Thanks, capitalism

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 15 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Ray Bradbury warned us of this

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 hour ago

Picard: Computah, where is the bloody cursor??

[–] Overspark@piefed.social 115 points 9 hours ago (9 children)

I guess we need to extend this chart somewhat...

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Okay I use a 50” TV as a monitor. What am I?

[–] TransNeko@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

nope. you just need to adjust a few things. 2 monitors for corporate serfs (rename middle management to serfs) and 4+ for corporate slaves. upper management gets a laptop and a normal monitor. executives can stay the same. CEO needs 2 phones.

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

CEO needs 2 phones

Is the second one for the coke dealer?

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

coke, prostitutes, bribery, etc.,

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 2 points 27 minutes ago (1 children)

I should get a second phone

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 24 minutes ago

c-suite material

[–] multifariace@lemmy.world 32 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

The most important is at the bottom of that curve, right?

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 27 points 7 hours ago

Well, yes, but also the lowest-paid.

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 11 points 7 hours ago

Yeah and the wild thing is that the importance axis is cut-off, by the time it reaches 10+ screens that's the single most important employee who if they were runover by a bus tomorrow, the company will just randomly implode one day when something only they know how to maintain just falls over and no contractor can untangle the spaghetti infrastructure.

The thing is, they haven't had a pay rise since screen 6 but somehow are just unphased even by inflation.

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[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 76 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago
[–] chunes@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago

Meanwhile, I've owned 4 monitors since 1995 and I happily remain on a single 1080p monitor.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 161 points 12 hours ago (4 children)
[–] Beep@lemmus.org 81 points 12 hours ago (6 children)

😐 What gets big exactly?

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 148 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (14 children)

It's a feature in KDE that if you shake or move the mouse fast the cursor gets bigger so you can find it.

Debian 13 + KDE Plasma - Why does the mouse get so huge? HAAAAHAHAHAHA

[–] derek@infosec.pub 6 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

It is also a sexual innuendo.

[–] mech@feddit.org 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I wanna put that in your end-o, if you know what I meANALSEX

[–] thurstylark@lemmy.today 97 points 11 hours ago

My favorite part is that it keeps getting bigger as you continue shaking it, eventually resulting in a big-ass cursor that can't be contained in one display lol

...What? I was bored...

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[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 75 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (18 children)

Wtf is this ? What the hell are they doing that requires 15 screens ?

It’s a cropped version of a BBC office someone could see from their apartment

[–] Skunk@jlai.lu 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I work in ATC and we have several desks with around 12 to 18 screens. Not in that layout tho, but on a much larger banana form.

They are used at different support positions so not ATC radars. Mostly for monitoring but also used with keyboard and mouse.

The applications goes from technical surveillance of ops systems, to flow capacity (airspace capacity), meteo broadcast for all airports (ATIS) or ground-ground telecommunications of aeronautical data.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 50 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Reminds me of the workstation from ~~"Halle Berry's Breasts: The Movie"~~ Swordfish.

[–] Haquer@lemmy.today 11 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

"Halle Berry's Breasts: The Movie" We need more of these

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 points 56 minutes ago

~~“Halle Berry in a Bikini: The Younglings Awakening - A Kids Movie”~~ The Flintstones

I think they're great the way they are but maybe somebody will remake Total Recall again with her as Mary.

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[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

IIRC when keemstar posted it, it's a BBC office

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 59 points 11 hours ago

What aren’t they doing?

[–] Kraiden@piefed.social 25 points 10 hours ago (5 children)

I have a friend who works for Transpower (company in charge of NZ electric grid) and occasionally goes into their control rooms. Apparently they have set ups like this. It gets worse, because there are several computers hooked up to the different monitors, so not only do they have a wall of monitors, they have a bunch of different keyboards and mice (mouses?) that they have to hunt through if they want to actually interact with something

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 19 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

They need to invest in some KVM switches. Just leave the monitors connected directly to the towers but route the input devices through the switch. There's no good reason for a single person to face more than one keyboard and mouse at the same desk.

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[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 38 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

The GPU having to render 60K pixels at 144fps: "I'm tired boss"

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