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As if he could stay awake for 6 hours.
On the other hand, only umbrellas would be able to stand being near the smell of his pants after that length of time.
Spend six hours outside and not play golf?
*cheat at golf. Many many very important people are saying that trump scored 19 holes in one.
My bad he cheats at everything else I forgot to mention it.
Challenge accepted: He would never "negotiate" with women.
"I, then they, it was, folks, you know. So, my way is, you know, my uncle owned a bunch of pizza chains and he told me to treat all women like pizza. Anyway I negotiated with these fine Iranian women, all of them, you know what I mean, folks, anyways, but when grabbing them by the pussy it felt long and hard. These women are skinny, their bodies are as thin as their pussies, which I grabbed.
We've come to an agreement. And there will be no more bombing of schools...just hospitals and power stations...and schools. Shart Of The Deal!"
Did he bomb them while "negotiating?" No? Didn't happen.
Don’t give away today’s plan! Hello opsec
Opsec? With this admin? Does insider trading, and official announcements on a Big Lots version of Twitter count as "Opsec?"
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Totally happen. The umbrella are just too afraid to admit it.
I thought he was at a SunnO))) show for a second
Nah he was talking to this dude
Oh shit it's Mr John Iran, CEO of Iran