Political Memes

"I, then they, it was, folks, you know. So, my way is, you know, my uncle owned a bunch of pizza chains and he told me to treat all women like pizza. Anyway I negotiated with these fine Iranian women, all of them, you know what I mean, folks, anyways, but when grabbing them by the pussy it felt long and hard. These women are skinny, their bodies are as thin as their pussies, which I grabbed.
We've come to an agreement. And there will be no more bombing of schools...just hospitals and power stations...and schools. Shart Of The Deal!"