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[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 18 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 39 minutes ago) (1 children)

Men should get to wear pretty sundresses too.

I don't even mean in a femboy sense (though that's great too). Gimme beefcakes and bears in sundresses, damnit.

Edit: and also lanky thin guys in dresses too

Edit 2: Might be useful context to know that I am a woman, so this comment should be read with the understanding that I am "thirstposting on main", as the kids say

[–] wookiepedia@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

May I introduce you to the kilt? It changed my life. Stylish, shows off my legs, and the gentlemen approve of the airflow during the searing 10 months of Texas summer.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 1 points 40 minutes ago

Whilst I appreciate your suggestion, I'm actually a women who loves the many pleasures of skirts and dresses (including but not limited to: easy access for sex; hiding objects in secret petticoat pockets; placing my skirt over the AC unit during a heat wave).

I wonder if I should have mentioned in my comment that I'm a woman, because if I read it as if it's from a man's perspective, then it does give a "damn, I wish it were socially acceptable for me, a man, to wear a dress".

But no, the angle of my comment was that I would go absolutely fucking feral for men in sundresses. (aside from being queer enough that I don't care about gender norms much, and actively find it attractive to see people dressing in subversive ways, I am also recalling a random gif I saw way back that involved two muscular dudes wearing sundresses for a joke and deciding "actually, we look and feel hot as hell in these". That gif changed me, man.)

[–] Soleos@lemmy.world 37 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

Men set the craziest standards for other men, no wonder men's mental health is in decline. Who tf can realistically achieve that look, those arms, that jaw. It's giving me a crisis of masculinity just looking at it.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Who can afford that kind of comically oversized lollypop on a normal salary?

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago

This. His tusk-maxxxing routine must be crazy.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 5 points 8 hours ago

I pretty much have those arms, but my jaw is closer to the lady on the left lmao

But most of all, I do NOT have his waistline. Look at that v-taper. Thin in the middle, wide lats. I'd have to lose a good 40 KG to achieve that and the average man probably could not achieve that at all without years of working out because it's pretty hard to get lats that wide.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 2 points 8 hours ago

And the beanie and lollypop?

[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (4 children)

Autistic women are, once again, invisible.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

They're not invisible. They're wearing yoga pants. Just like the Allistic women.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 6 hours ago

Ive seen them, they are visible.

[–] darkreader2636@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago
[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (4 children)

men and women dressing differently is pointless

men it is your duty to wear a sundress

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

it's that time of the year again to get railed in a sundress

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

You know, this comment was actually pretty inspiring for me. I only own one sundress, and it's been sitting in my "to be repaired" bag for way too long. However, I am spending this weekend with a partner, and so I am suddenly motivated to repair that damn dress.

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 hours ago

I'm glad :D Not sure if this is the origin of the reference, but it's something like that:

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 1 points 5 hours ago
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[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 23 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 14 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] microcapybara@sopuli.xyz 5 points 8 hours ago
[–] TopsickPilgrim@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Let people dress however they want...

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

How, I've made a royal decree.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 1 points 5 hours ago
[–] Ruusunmarja@sopuli.xyz 12 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

The left image is also what I strive to look like in summer :3

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

So has the egg cracked already or is it still an ongoing process?

[–] Ruusunmarja@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 hours ago

Oh the shell has cracked long time ago, just very much closeted 😆

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

What should we be wearing?

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

A nice doublet with some ruffs underneath combined with a sturdy pair of breeches, a modest codpiece and a fashionable cape. As for footwear I'd recommend riding boots.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

How's this?

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 3 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Too 16th century. Got anything more Georgian?

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[–] Fortatech 11 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (3 children)

I actually saw that shirt in the wild once

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 7 points 11 hours ago

NGL, that kind of lollipop doesn't taste that great, and they're messy. I mean if offered one I'd still take one because im a sugar addict, but still.

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