Not loving all the untagged NSFW if I'm honest.
Posts are good but please.
this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2026
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A cinnamon roll should have no cum nor frosting on it.
Sincerely, Certified Swede and cinnamon roll authority
I’m not sure you know how dry and bad cinnamon rolls can b e in North America and how badly they need that frosting. The cum is optional.
But frosting them is just making up for one mistake with another mistake
Do ... do cinnamon rolls need to be covered in cum now? When did that come in? Is this a JFK Jr thing?
i think it's just that frosting kinda looks like cum
Damn, we've got a whole new generation of horny posters
It's the same person surely
Given the name, pretty sure it's SatansMaggotyCumfart
Fair point. It follows suit...
The other contender uses a name followed by a number
I think they're all the same person
We're all the same person on this day
I think youre only seeing the creamy white covering
Yes, but don't call me Shirley.
And thats a good thing!
The more things change, the more things stay the same
What a terrible day to have the ability to read
Smh everyone knows that the filling is the best part :3
Yeah, cum is way better on the inside ツ
Edit: feeling my buddy blast his load inside of me is my reward for being good 😛
Makes me feel loved and useful.
And less messy
After my balls are empty, the first thing I’m thinking is, “ugh, the cleanup…”
Someone who gets it!!! ( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ )v
That’s what I’m talking about!
Holy shit, a sleeper account! Someone is horny posting from an ancient sleeper account
Where’s the bush meme for “another horny poster has hit c/shitposting”
Is this number 3 or 4?
Eclair pie
A little happy twinkie.
That would be filled with cum and would therefore require a new meme
Also it may be time for a new hornyshitpost community
Man I used to really love going to cinnabon and orange Julius