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[–] sdglover@lemmy.org 1 points 5 hours ago

That is actually you, right? Not some random meme

[–] maplesaga@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

What is right leaning these days, is it Trump, Hayek, Keynes?

What is left these days, is it someone vehemently against universal healthcare like Biden, modern monetary theory, or is it some form of socialism?

The answer could just be power, people will label themselves and lie to you to achieve whatever ends they seek, as its probably been throughout history. I'm 14 and this is deep.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

I hope this catches on in a big way. Because I hate fascism!

[–] Generica@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm a 300lb, 57 yr old man. So when I go shirtless is it an act of defiance against the rise of conservatism? I just wanna do my part. #metoo

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

yes, but make sure to wear a cute skirt too

[–] Generica@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Generica@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bras are cute too...but I have to use a lint roller to get the chest hair off them

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I love that one can identify you by how unhinged your posts are. Delightful - welcome back.

[–] gergolippai@lemmy.world 93 points 3 days ago (3 children)

(...that's not out tho...)

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 115 points 3 days ago (1 children)

you don’t have to draw the shades all the way back just to let a bit of light in and brighten up the place

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 15 points 3 days ago

But it is good for your mental health.

[–] 69420@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

( . ) ( . )

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

sometimes a thin layer of fabric is more enticing than nothing at all. your imagination and anticipation is the best aphrodisiac. now stop being a perv and expecting titties and nips

I mean it's a violet08 post, the baseline is horny.

[–] karashta@piefed.social 81 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Glad you're back! You bring much needed fun and levity to Lemmy

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 53 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 33 points 3 days ago

As a fan of fun, levity and boobs I approve.

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 31 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Is this 'wearing....them out' as in making them more visible, or 'wearing them out' as in overuse ?

[–] aldhissla@piefed.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe it's wearing them, at all, when going out.

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah, it could be like having a detachable penis.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The idea that boobs get worn out from overuse is a conservative myth.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And not even logical. They have an issue with the "wear" on a woman who has slept once with each of 5 people but have no problem with the "wear" on a woman who has slept with them more than 5 times.

[–] Kevlar21@piefed.social 6 points 2 days ago

Well the other 5 had massive dongs

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[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 10 points 2 days ago

Neat! That's- Wait a minute!

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 45 points 3 days ago (4 children)
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[–] slappyfuck@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Conservatism is all about boobs out. Look at the whole thing with Sydney Sweeney.

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Conservatives want boobs under control. They want them out, yes, but only under their permission and not attached to a person with thoughts and personality.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 days ago

yey boobies :3

[–] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Oh god your back!! I m so fucking happy πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή. The kinky Queen took her throne backπŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ’–πŸ’–

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[–] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My thoughts was boobs on a trans woman

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It could well be. We'll never know for sure.

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[–] BanaramaClamcrotch@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Me too except I’m a cis dude 😎

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[–] genes215@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Glad to see you back! Made my day!

The family values people support that. They just don’t want their wife’s and daughters doing this… hypocrisy is their brand

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