Fuck, I opened the can, and it went MOO...
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Way too many people in the comments thinking they're serious.
This is top tier shitposting.
Way too many comments saying way too many people in the comments thinking they’re serious.
+3 rads/second.
That's nearly 55 rpm
A worthy successor to Ken M
We are all Womp Womp on this blessed day.
A shoutout to steve1989! For eating US Civil War Hard Tack and Boer War canned Bully Beef! And every WW2 ration he can get.
He sure can wax poetic about the flavors of each one.
I find it amusing how sometimes he disappears for a few months and everyone assumes he's dead from botulism. Also funny how he still apparently lives in a room in his mom's house despite having millions of youtube subscribers.
Let's get this out onto a tray...
Nice.
Waxed pretty poetic about the botulism that one time too. Great content though.
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"Let's get this out onto a tray."
"Nice, mkay."
Leaded steaks you say?
yum botulism.
Wow, and I thought I was a smuuthbrane.
You are.
And I'm Lost_My_Mind
And this kitty cat is named Ted.
Yep. Whole big world out there. Everybodys got a name. That's how they track you.
I say this to my wife any time we watch a movie with animals in it!
Made me laugh out loud. Is this a reference to how ppl usually comment on old laugh tracks "we are listening to dead people" ? 😂
womp womp
Soon to be featured at Golden Corral.
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