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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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[–] Blackout@fedia.io 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ice is just water in slow motion

[–] markz@suppo.fi 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] tensorpudding@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think its neat too! Hydrogen bonds ftw.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nitrogen bonding is more fun.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Guess again. Think nitrogen bonds in exothermic redox reactions.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Guess again. :(

Edit: Nitrous Oxide is not exothermic in humans, for the medicine or the fun. Its an NMDA receptor agonist.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh, you must huff freon..

Good for you. /s

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

I like the boom. :(

Last guess.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

suddenly huffy brand bikes make more sense

[–] tensorpudding@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or fully-hydrogenated oxygen.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] tensorpudding@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"You won't believe how many people each year die from asphyxiation due to this rocket fuel combustion byproduct!"

[–] grranibal@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Have you already signed the petition to ban it ?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

NO MORE RAIN! NO MORE RAIN!

Brawndo, its got electrolytes, its what plants crave!

[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Every person that died drank it before their death. Coincidence? I don't think so!

[–] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Since hydrogen is a gas in its natural state, isn't it technically "chilled, rusted hydrogen" because it is a liquid which has less energy than gas?

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 month ago

gas in its natural state

Well that's just your room temperature and pressure bias talking. All states are natural states, subject to environmental conditions.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wow, you make a good point 👍

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Disturbing, I know. Don't tell my wife.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 month ago
[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In all seriousness, you should watch out for a related chemical, dihydrogen monoxide. DHMO claims thousands of lives every year!

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's why I drink beer 🍻

[–] jrs100000@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Many breweries add DHMO directly to their product without disclosing it on the label.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Damn, I thought they filtered all that out with fish bladders or some shit like that. Fuck, well today I learned.. /s 😂🤣

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago
[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But the question is, is it hydrogen oxide or hydroxide?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like you're describing hydrogen peroxide, as pairs of individual hydrogen and oxygen atoms don't exactly like to exist alone, so they pair up as H2O2

[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

So you can burn water!

[–] early_riser@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

another quintessential shower thought. I approve.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And salt is just evil sugar.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

These are the brilliant chucklefuck ideas that keep me coming back to the real internet, no AI slop here, you make a serious point 👍

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

and sugar is just deficient garlic

[–] Delta_V@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

aka hydrogen ash

[–] twjolson@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, at least you got the hydrogen part correct.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Its oxidized, so its corroded. AKA, in simple laymans terms, rusted.

[–] twjolson@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Rust is commonly referred to oxidation on iron, uncommonly to oxidation on other metals. Never to non-metals.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hydrogen, fully frozen, has been declared as a confusing metal..

I dunno 🤷

[–] twjolson@lemmy.world -2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Except you aren't talking "frozen" hydrogen. You're talking "molten" hydrogen.

Even by your made up definitions, you're wrong.

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I think hydrogen is arguably a metal but its 2/3 for not a metal depending on which definition you use.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Hey, I wrote the post, I get to mention other states of matter at other temperatures as well.

https://chemcafe.net/chemistry/is-hydrogen-a-metal-5799/