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[–] hash@slrpnk.net 6 points 19 hours ago

I cannot claim to have not said it. My intoxicated ass has let some kickass quotes slip out. But nobody has heard me say it and they never will.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

What if Elmo is just watching his favorite Quentin Tarantino movie?

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

CinemaSins may suck as a channel overall, but the ending of their video on The Hateful 8 made me realise how over-the-top Tarantino is

[–] RaoulDuke85@piefed.social 39 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Just replace it with "fella."

[–] Janx@piefed.social 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger,

But she ain't messin' with no broke fellas.

Hmm. I don't know if that works. It sounds like a radio edit or a Kidz Bop cover...

[–] FundMECFS@piefed.zip 6 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

You can use Diggas but only works if you speak german.

(Digga is a german slang word that translates to something like “Friend” or “Bro” or “Homie”, got nothjng to do with the n word it comes from Dicker which means like “thick (ie. good) friend)

I realise it sounds like I’m taking the piss but I’m serious lol.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

Now it sounds like the whole song is about dwarves. Better come back from that mine rich!

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 5 points 1 day ago

🎵Heeeeeeey pretty lady🎶

"broke figures" scans pretty well. but i had to take a minute.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I've heard to replace it with "neighbor"

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 2 points 22 hours ago

Neighbor, please...

[–] RaoulDuke85@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

Neighbors With Attitude

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 21 hours ago

Fella with a hard R.

"Shame on a fella who try to run game on a fella."

It sort of works?

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, Elmo, you can't say it with a hard R, okay? You have to say "cracka".

:)

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ninja is also acceptable but only really fitting for the Wu Tang Clan

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

What's wrong with "ninjar"??

;-)