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[–] scops@reddthat.com 23 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

To be fair, Aragorn was no slouch with that bow when they were fighting their way out of the Mines of Moria. Maybe he was an archer all along who just got overshadowed by Legolas and spec'd late into longsword to be a good party member.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago

I think Aragorn was just “the guy”. He’s good at everything because he’s awesome, and we’re ok with it because he’s also a really good person. This is not at all a complaint, just what it seems to be.

[–] krank55@feddit.org 44 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

i agree, but what makes Wolverine and Bardin rangers? imo they're more like barbarian and fighter

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 40 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

wolverine is 100% just a barbarian with a Canadian accent

[–] ephrin@sh.itjust.works 25 points 21 hours ago

You already said he was a barbarian. No need to be redundant.

[–] ohnomorelemmy@piefed.social 16 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] krank55@feddit.org 6 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

cool, didn't know that

thanks!

[–] tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 21 hours ago

Either it's actual wolverines or I need to read more comics.

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 11 points 18 hours ago

Aragorn is an archer. Most shots of him fighting focus on swordfighting though because it allows danger to be closer.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Rangers should have things that help at range. Ergo, Sorcerers and Wizards that cast Magic Missile are rangers. 😌

Imma make a PC that's a Yosemite National Park Ranger who is very confused about how they ended up in Faerun.

[–] 5too@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

Brian below linked the etymology - but a ranger for Tolkien was pretty close to a park ranger: someone who wandered the woods keeping things safe.

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 15 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I agree, play the class how you want, it's one of the major appeals of the game. But a ranger built for archery is a lot of fun to play.

[–] jtrek@startrek.website 8 points 20 hours ago

I agree, play the class how you want, it’s one of the major appeals of the game

I remember the first time I encountered systems that aren't strict class + level, and realizing I had so much more freedom to make the ideas I had. D&D (and close relatives) are surprisingly anti-creative.

Happy cake day!

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

*ahem*

^RANGERS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE RACIST^

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

That's elves, and dwarves, and humans, and orcs, and goblins.

Halflings and gnomes are above such things.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Every race has prejudices. Rangers have Favored Enemy mechanics

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Would they be worth making a favored enemy if they were inferior? Obviously not! It's a compliment, really.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 4 points 13 hours ago

Mmmmm yes, you see gnomes are the REAL racists or else I wouldnt be so good at murdering them 😂

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Many people see the word "range" inside of "ranger" and mindlessly assume that it must mean they do ranged attacks. But actually, the word ranger is originally the past tense of the word "ringer", so they're the guy who you temporarily brought into your party to win some bet, but then they stuck around afterwards and became a permanent member.

[–] brian@lemmy.ca 10 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

not sure if you were being serious or something, but that's straight incorrect.

https://www.etymonline.com/word/ranger

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 12 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

You don't need to look up any etymology because the word "ringer" is plainly a noun and so it doesn't have a past tense. I really thought the joke was so obvious that it wouldn't need any explanation, especially when posting to a memes community that would be expecting jokes.

[–] varden@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah I was surprised to see the down votes, that was some top notch shitposting

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 5 points 20 hours ago

I think that if you post anything remotely clever, it all depends on the first vote. If the first vote is an upvote, everybody will look at it as if it might be clever, because it's upvoted. If the first vote is a downvote, everybody expects it to be stupid.

I think that's one of the reasons why Reddit had a feature that would hide votes for a while, because that first vote is so powerful.

[–] iamthetot@piefed.ca 5 points 19 hours ago

I really thought the joke was so obvious that it wouldn't need any explanation

Poe's Law, friend.