Chuck Norris was requested by Harambe, Gigachad, and Rick Astley to travel into another dimension, much like Vegeta’s son Trunks, to our solar system only 100 million years ago into the past.
It is there that he and the others are currently eradicating time hopping lizard people.
These shape shifting Reptilians have long been moving through dimensions, building a galactic empire beyond the Oort Cloud.
Armed with submachine guns, roundhouse kicks, and an unstoppable will, Chuck Norris takes on all enemies of old.
Fallen angels don’t stand a chance. Towering Nephilim crumble. Entire reptilian space fleets detonate as he moves between planets.
One day, he will return.
And when he does, order and justice will be restored to this timeline.
They say Chuck Norris died today.
That’s not death.
It’s fake news.
