Well fuck you too!
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Does that actually work? I have way more luck just kinda hanging out at the edge of a place the cat can retreat into, while pretending to ignore the cat until it sniffs my hand.
no it doesn't, but for a really interesting reason.
the sound that the text "pspsps" is originally describing is a high-pitched squeak, like a kissy noise. but since most people see the text first now, rather than hearing it, it has morphed into a more literal p-s sound.
Me whenever the cat comes to me: he likes me more
Have you tried spspspspspspsp instead?
