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[–] fartsparkles@sh.itjust.works 188 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

For those not familiar with US retailers, the punchline is:

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[–] PunchingWood@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I feel like US has a store chain with every conceivable name at this point.

And hearing about chains called like Five Guys just sounds weird to be honest.

[–] ivonalanna@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

every conceivable name

Yeah, there used to be a Gaylords department store.

[–] TheHotze@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

At least that one makes sense for a store, they probably got a lot of their stock in gaylords.

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's also a restaurant chain which is also named Dick's

The "Eat some Dick's" jokes write themselves.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

What the fuck Richard

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wait till you find out about Two Men and a Truck!

[–] elvith@feddit.org 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] PwnTra1n@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The best is the website is twomen.com

[–] elvith@feddit.org 2 points 1 year ago

Risky click of the day in this context

[–] Jackthelad@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I dread to think what comes up if you search for those restaurants near you...

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I feel like you could craft us chain store names into some innuendo sentence or even paragraph

[–] Kichae@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago
[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

That makes more sense than Big 5

[–] bruhsoulz@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Lol i thought that was Steam until i reread his bubble and was like "Uhmm?"

[–] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Thanks from the UK

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I love Dick's

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wasted opportunity to make the last one Microsoft

[–] stepan@lemmy.cafe 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was certain it was going to be Microsoft and was very disappointed when I learned about Dick's.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought this was about this store:

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The story about how Apple got its name is basically that.

The original employees were brainstorming what to call the company. Steve said just call it Apple. Everyone hated that idea. Steve barked back and said if none of you can come up with a better name than that, we’re calling it Apple. And the rest is history.

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

From Steve Jobs's biography, it's also because he loved apples so much that he once got hospitalized for eating nothing but apples.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't think that's how it happened. Their logo is an apple with a bite out of it because it represents knowledge, you know, like Adam and Eve taking a bite out of the tree of Knowledge of good and evil.

[–] dan@upvote.au 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Babalugats@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

They might've come up with that later, though.

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

3 Inches and Awkwardly Curved?

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

3 Inches

Oh look at Mr. Big shot over here. It’s not polite to brag ya know!

[–] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

I was going to suggest you're a duck, but apparently theirs are over 6 inches and awkwardly curved.

Also, I'm excited to see what google ads will offer me after this!

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Funny he called it dick’S not dick, what does he have going on down there?

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

I was trying to figure out for way too long how he came to sportsexperts.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Microsoft, Office Max and Bass Pro Shop sure have odd names huh.