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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 72 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This isn't brainrot, this is top-tier goofin'!

[–] Doug@piefed.social 67 points 1 week ago

As long as it doesn’t make the employees’ day harder/they had a head’s up, then uhhh rock on 🤙

I had to stop so may “pranks” as an usher at the movie theater because they were too disruptive.

One guy came in and was cool about it, “what’s the deadest hour I can do something in your lobby? we won’t hurt anyone and just want to be silly.” and we let him; he just dressed up like a pigeon and pecked at popcorn people would spill, sometimes out of shock when they saw him.

This one looks pretty harmless/the employees were chill with it based on one of the being silly enough to try and kick ‘em.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 week ago

Truly it's creative and looks fun.

..that last guy tryin' to roll though.. LOL!

[–] onlyhalfminotaur@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] randoot@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

AI for sure. Employee has no reason to try to pull off a wwf double leg kick. Movement is off all over.

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

From looking at the hands, and how the chalk pen writing on the tyres stays ungarbled, to how the guy on the left who gets past the character in main camera focus- his fingertips touch together in that human way, I think we're safe and this one's real.

(AI could never hope to match the sheer unbridled chaos of a squad with the classic 'for the bit' idea.)

[–] kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah movement is goofy like you'd expect people to be goofin

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 week ago

There's something magnificently chaotic about that combo of hunched stance and walking with arms swinging shoulders first, hands trailing a half beat behind the swing like they're not even attached properly lol

[–] randoot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think you're right. I'm still mad that AI has me questioning everything that looks cool now.

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 1 points 6 days ago

It's a skill that I never wanted, but I guess it's part of whatever kept my genome alive back when we were dealing with whatever gave us the ability to spot a face in the foliage and whatever necessitated the creation of an 'uncanney valley' reaction haha

[–] tangonov@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Phantom Menace all over again

[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

A rare workprint release.

[–] mitkase@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

They’re tired, boss.

[–] lena 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] sik0fewl@piefed.ca 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"They are no match for Droidekas!"

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Fuck thats good stuff

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago

Eh. I’m just happy that it’s happening inside of a Target.

[–] TehWorld@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What’s up with the kicking dude? Target employees wear red shirts and khaki pants.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She probably has duties in the parking lot like picking up carts or doing curbside deliveries.

[–] TehWorld@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

It’s been more than 30 years since I worked at a Target. Are they more lax on the dress code for that group?

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Reminds me of when a whole bunch of people went inside I think it was a best buy, all wearing a blue polo-shirt and beige chinos

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] socsa@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago

Everyone always be "who is Best Buy?" But nobody ever be "how is best buy?" 😭

[–] Klear@quokk.au 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] coaxil@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

Well have a nap

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

There's so many omg. Fuckin hilarious. I love this shit.

poor store workers

[–] vapeloki@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

For a second I thought Deichkind dropped a new Video

[–] Zikeji@programming.dev 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Man I'm too tired for this!

[–] eta@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

I'm too awake for this

[–] thatsnothowyoudoit@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Tirulo Roundini

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Bonewheel Skeletons: "Look at what they need to mimic even a fraction of our power!"

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Oddly enough, the movie Rubber was made way before sloppity slop brainrot became a thing.

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Move over, Cybermen, Tiremen are the new Dr. Who villains.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

their catchphrase?

time to roll out!

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Found new hangout idea for me and the boys

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

What size tires are these?

Asking for my friends..