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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

both excited and scared.

[–] Bruhh@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

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[–] nestoR@feddit.org 1 points 10 hours ago

Angine de Poitrine

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 10 hours ago

I have nothing to paste cause I just restarted my phone earlier today.

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Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here.

[–] Inkstainthebat@pawb.social 3 points 20 hours ago

tween_cast.set_target_position(Vector3(0,0,VELOCITY * delta))

Shapecasts man, nifty thing

[–] Nebulous_Keito@thelemmy.club 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

The Disturbing Reality of Ultra-Processed Food

conplains about processed food.

buys food, proceeds to process it further (cooking) then proceeds to process it further (digestion)

[–] venacava@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago
[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 3 points 22 hours ago

gcc-16-base:i386 libgcc-s1:i386

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

“Animals are something invented by plants to move seeds around. An extremely yang solution to a peculiar problem which they faced.” -Terence McKenna

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago
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[–] lemming741@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

My inbox is spammed to hell, I 100% regret making that post.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

It won't upload but it's a video I saved of a cat taking a dump outside the litter box

[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

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[–] gnawmon@ttrpg.network 1 points 23 hours ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell_money

heard about this page from a video about chinese haven

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[–] STUNT_GRANNY@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

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[–] llamapocalypse@lemmy.world 68 points 2 days ago (3 children)

your clipboard in the comments

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[–] bricked@feddit.org 45 points 2 days ago (4 children)

584895

In case you need my 2FA code

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[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 49 points 2 days ago (2 children)

don’t care didn’t ask CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊

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